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    How long has your future ex wife stopped talking to you for?

    Mine pissed me off on Saturday night and we aren't any closer to me accepting her apology, if she ever makes one.

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    Can only be a plus in one's life.



    ...."Tirak, shut the fuck up once in while, na..?"

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    how dear do you want,up2u

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    Be a man and just say "solly "


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    Just go back to the mai nois ,, she will make contact when she needs the money

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    Just accept it, and don't ''think too mutt''


    Or you could always let the bitch roast for a bit longer.
    Don't leave it too long though, I left it for a week, thinking I was smart. But by that time she'd already fucked off and left me for some bloke called Gary from Halifax

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    Turn my phone off and go straight to pattaya
    That always does the trick

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    Turn my phone off and go straight to pattaya
    That always does the trick
    To bring her back?

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    If you can locate the slot, may be able insert key and restart, turning on and off sometimes helps it says in my owner's manual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    Turn my phone off and go straight to pattaya
    That always does the trick
    To bring her back?
    Ha ha ha nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    Turn my phone off and go straight to pattaya
    That always does the trick
    My wife actively encouraged me to go to Pattaya to meet old mates in 2000. She even advised me ''must use condom for bum bum with pooying work bar''
    Not kidding.
    My brain immedietely thought ''hmmmmm somethings not right here'' and off I dashed to Pattaya. Returning 3 days later with a smile on my face. It was my first time there.

    My wife said to me ''Oh, you smiling velly easy now'' Even on the plane home I honestly couldn't stop smirking....I'd relieved a lot of tension.

    Sex while married was so dull.
    Found out she'd been seeing some Thai bloke a month later. I was glad.

    Split up couple of months later.

    She contacted me via FB recently. She had her nose and forehead done to look more western. Big face gain!!!!!

    She looks like some kind of hybrid



    She then had two kids with the guy couple of years later, and guess what? She flew to the UK each time to make sure they were born there!!!!

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    are you sure the woman on the two pictures is the same?????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by importford View Post
    are you sure the woman on the two pictures is the same?????????
    It's surprising what a difference a bit of make-up makes


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    Quote Originally Posted by importford View Post
    are you sure the woman on the two pictures is the same?????????
    Sad innit.

    When we were an item she always went on about wanting a farang nose job, and my non-enthusiasm really annoyed her

    I remember a trip to Kanchanburi with her family, she stayed cooped up in the sheltered bit on one of those rafts on the river, as it was hot as hell
    The rest of the family all swam fully clothed, of course

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    Even after a bit of a row we still usually communicate to each other one way or another....usually via one of our kids.

    Wife to kid: Ask your dad if he's hungry.
    Kid: Dad, mum says are you hungry?
    Me: Tell your mum that daddy said 'Yes'.
    Kid to wife: Mum, dad said 'Yes'.
    Wife to Kid: Ask your dad what he wants to eat.
    Kid: Oh mum, you ask him. You're sitting right next to him. I'm going out.

    Whether we talk or not I can handle either. But I don't like it when she puts me on one of her 3 day Semen Retention Plans.


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    SRPs....Been there in the distant past, though never thought in those terms..



    The missus and I have been together for more than 6 years now, and we've only ever given each other the silent treatment overnight. Usually one of us will defuse it with mock anger, and cause the other to laugh. I've always felt that the Thai propensity to use mock anger is very sophisticated.
    They're pretty weak in other areas, but in this one they got it right.

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    I love to the silent treatment, peace quite and good excuse to go riding for a few days. I think maybe 2 or 3 days is her limit. Seems to hurt her more than me.
    Most women that l know are up down like a yo yo, happy, sad, angry, upset all in a short period of time and gets over things as quick as it started.

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    Mine carries on a grudge for ages, once did not speak from one eve till next afternoon as the rice I had cooked was too wet.

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    I washed the dishes once that upset her, have never touched a dish since and that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post

    Mine pissed me off on Saturday night and we aren't any closer to me accepting her apology, if she ever makes one.
    Jesus mate,

    If it's rocky now you are going to have lots of fun down the track.

    I imagine you are like the vast majority of expats who have been married before and going in for a second ,third or forth try.

    Na, fuk that mate.

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    Guys.
    The invented proverbial victims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post

    Mine pissed me off on Saturday night and we aren't any closer to me accepting her apology, if she ever makes one.
    Jesus mate,

    If it's rocky now you are going to have lots of fun down the track.

    I imagine you are like the vast majority of expats who have been married before and going in for a second ,third or forth try.

    Na, fuk that mate.
    Fukk off Tezza ya twat.

    This is my 1st time married and we're now in our 11th year together.
    I would post pictures but life's too short.

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    Well that's excellent,

    Don't fuk it up by getting married.

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    3 or 4 days here but who's counting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    3 or 4 days here but who's counting.

    Need a break, anyway.

    Fuck her.

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