Thread: Nightlife con

I constantly get the message that Thai night life is risqué but women dancing with their underwear on or even off just doesn’t do it for me. If I am in a more civilised place which actually isn't afraid of adult entertainment I go to a business which provides a private booth where I can watch porn and tug myself, or if I get tired of slipping on other men's sperm, I can go to a wonderful sex and drugs city like Amsterdam and smoke some hashish and pay to watch a man and woman have sex. I can then go to private booth to watch porn and tug myself. When I was in Barcelona I watched a beautiful woman and man having sex. It was wonderful and much better than computer porn. I remember also having great sex with a Hamburg whore whilst her dog looked on. Afterwards I had a fantastic Chinese meal. This was all civilised and open. Nothing furtive about the goings on as in sleazy Bangkok.

OK so you're a wanker.

Why is that worthy of a thread of it's own?

Munted, why go out to watch and wank? Just stay at home and wank over internet porn. Or if you must go out, go to a brothel and screw.

Must be one ugly fucker if have to go out to watch it....and still end up tugging

Beware.
Thai girls, like Chinese counterparts, have lateral vaginas.

Originally Posted by Munted

I remember also having great sex with a Hamburg whore whilst her dog licked my asshole

Too much detail mate.

Originally Posted by Munted

women dancing with their underwear on or even off just doesn’t do it for me.

great news, there's still some wronguns on TD!!!!!

While watching - did the dog have a wank..?

Chinese food, too oily, bloody awful.

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Munted

I remember also having great sex with a Hamburg whore whilst her dog licked my asshole

Too much detail mate.

Possibly. But doesn't this part turn you on?

Originally Posted by Munted

When I was in Barcelona I watched a beautiful woman and her dog having sex. This was all civilised and open. Nothing furtive about the goings on as in sleazy Bangkok.

Originally Posted by Munted

I remember also having great sex with a Hamburg whore whilst her dog looked on.

So was the dogs presence the reason the sex was so great, because that's a bit fucked up.

The dog was thinking, nothing new here, as he licked his balls out of shear boredom. Move along now. Next.

If the dog was male....6 balls to choose

Originally Posted by Neverna

Just stay at home and wank over internet porn

That's exactly the problem. Internet porn has ruined a good filthy night out. It's cheaper and less hassle to stay in with box of beer. It appears that gone are the days of spending a few pleasant hours in a real strip club, as in a club where the women slowly take their kit off, and at the end of it there is a nice exposure of pussy. Go to Soy Cowboy and what do you see? Girls jingling about as if they were puppets on a string, with bored expressions and stifling yawns. What a fckin turn-off. I used to scoff when women in the old days at the old strip clubs would describe themselves as 'artistes' and 'performers' but in comparison to that lot at the Cowboy they had a real style and actually knew how to entertain.