Thread: who is the most annoying member on TD

Fish is nuts, I like him (in a non-gay way) my new favorite poster... 555

Merry Xmas, Fishy (or Fush) as we say in NZ...

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I like him (in a non-gay way) my

Denial just come out Dick don't be shy no one on here will judge you, you're with friends

haha... ok.. here is the thing... us Kiwis are a bit paranoid about being called gay.. now, that doesn't mean we hate them (you guys know I love everyone) BUT... that's why I always cover my ass (so to speak)...

(I'm a bit buzzed, I'm heading over to my drunk thread before I get myself into trouble)...

Funny, haven't seen my dad in over 20 years, now seeing him again is really, really weird. We just got back from Sawadee Thai restaurant.. had a few beer Laos and Singa... missing Thailand bad.

Originally Posted by Brandy

I think Terry57 would be a short-priced favourite.

Who is in the top 5 on the repo list, Fool? Aren't you a bit ?

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

haha... ok.. here is the thing... us Kiwis are a bit paranoid about being called gay.. now, that doesn't mean we hate them (you guys know I love everyone) BUT... that's why I always cover my ass (so to speak)...

Perhaps the traditional resistance to accept the inner matriarch [in us all].
Creating the unnatural fear of things matronly.

Surface and false patriarchal tradition just grinds and complicates what passes for guy-dom.

Urrr umm... yep, that's it..

I'm very confident in myself.. I don't need to pretend to be macho.. look at me FFS I can't be the stereotypical Kiwi bloke with a soft face like mine haha..

I'm a paradox.. I'm in touch with my (dare I say) feminine side (vomit)... but I can be ultra manly too (vomit)..

Apply my skin creams, then smash my shins against another in Muay Thai... go figure... I'm weird and I admit it..

Just admit your fuckin queer NZ
Look at your above post and your avatars,all your missing are a pair of chaps and the YMCA theme tune.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I'm very confident in myself.. I don't need to pretend to be macho.. look at me FFS I can't be the stereotypical Kiwi bloke with a soft face like mine haha..

I'm a paradox.. I'm in touch with my (dare I say) feminine side (vomit)... but I can be ultra manly too (vomit)..

Apply my skin creams, then smash my shins against another in Muay Thai... go figure... I'm weird and I admit it..

Self-admiration hasn't been mentioned as an annoying trait of yours. Go figure.

^ haha... that pic has been photoshopped bro.. I was doing the Jack Sparrow impersonation for a laugh innit...

weird check... gay nope...

gay as in happy chappy... check... gay as in push your stool in... nope..

^
NZ you're digging a bigger hole no pun intended ,

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

^
NZ you're digging a bigger hole no pun intended ,

AGREE!

Yeah, I know... I know... now you guys know my weak point (i.e. paranoid about being called gay) I'm doomed...

I wish there was a gayometer...an electrical testing device to test if one were gay...

Bring it on.. I'd pass with flying pink colors... nah na nah na naah!

hehe...

NZ, being gay is becoming more & more acceptable these days.
Be proud of what you are.

shhh... don't tell my wife lol...

Ha ha you've changed your avatar to a more macho one.
You shouldn't let them smell fear or the lavender.

I can't help it bro.. nothing worse to call a Kiwi than gay...

It's like calling my Japanese missus, Chinese... ooppss... she'd kill me..

I need one of those memory erasing devices from men in black... zaap... all you jokers forgot Dick's errant comments this evening..

NZ, go to the Gay Mardi Gra in Sydney next year.
You will fit in just hunky dory.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

I can't help it bro.. nothing worse to call a Kiwi than gay...

You think that's hurtful and uncalled for. ????

Richard,

You see how some nasty posters on here sometimes attack me and call me all sorts of horrible and disturbing names huh.

Now, I'm a fairly hard core fuker and words will never hurt me but there was one time I fell apart and cried a river after an uncalled slur was caste upon me.

Cut me balls deep it did Dick.

The horrid and hurtful words uttered and aimed at me was Pom.

Fookin hurt that did.

Originally Posted by terry57

Now, I'm a fairly hard core fuker and words will never hurt

What about when Kingwilly allegedly called your handbag a 'whore'? That touched a nerve.

The horrid and hurtful words uttered and aimed at me was Pom.

Did it remind you of your criminal roots in Pommyland?

Originally Posted by stroller

The horrid and hurtful words uttered and aimed at me was Pom.

Did it remind you of your criminal roots in Pommyland?

He's from Perth, they're all poms.

Poms - Whinging

Originally Posted by Brandy

Poms - Whinging

Not all but a few on here have got their heads up their arses,caricature of Brits.
Quite embarrassing some of them but some good down to earth lads also.

The ones I knew. All on OAP; life treated them badly (work, family, everything).

Originally Posted by stroller

The horrid and hurtful words uttered and aimed at me was Pom.

Did it remind you of your criminal roots in Pommyland?

More due to his Welsh forebears being sent to the Antipodes as convicts.

Actually, truth be told, I looked into my family history not long back and though I had previously thought I was not descended from criminals, back in the early 1800s I found THREE convicts. But then, going back that far, one has 64 ancestors....

However what was even worse was that I found that although I had thought I was mostly Gaelic (Irish, Welsh, Scottish), I found some Pommy ancestors . Oh, the shame !