Stupid names to call your kids

[Neverna]

What is it with some parents calling their kids stupid names? Here's the latest one ... Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield

Yes, his dad's a Millwall fan. Mother not amused apparently.


metro.co.uk

Brooklyn Beckham, Peaches Geldof, Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield.

Whatever next?

[Stinky]

I met a bar owner in Khon Kaen who was upset because his wife named their new born son Apissit, I really don't know how I managed to keep a straight face.

[Chittychangchang]

Met an English girl called Heavenly Angel once(true).

Or the lets name a child after a place like Chelsea or Brooklyn, you don't see them naming them after shit holes like Moss side Clinton or Harlem Beckham

[Dragonfly94]

Had a gf who named her kid mercy midnight and another lotus

[Kurgen]

I knew a fella who's 2nd name was Cox and he named his kid Chase, truely fukked up fella.

[Kurgen]

and a fella who worked for me called Richard Bird, who was obviously called Dickie Bird.
He ended up with a stripper called Katie Love.

They hads 2 kids, the first called Tiger Love Bird and the 2nd called Jaguar Love Bird.

Those kids must be getting on for 20 now, I wonder if they still speak to their parents

[baldrick]

My sister was nearly named belinda merinda Wilson until my mother worked out the initials indicated his motorcycle. It still brings a smile

[Dragonfly94]

2 kids round the corner one called iphone the other google, Thailand of course!

[Kurgen]

Really?

[Dragonfly94]

yeah really, she's having another in Jan hope she can think of something normal Can imagine the kid going to buy an iphone when he grows up, what name is it sir?

[Takeovers]

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[snakeeyes]

It could have been worse .
Phuc Dat Sheep.
Phuc Dat man ,

[david44]

It could have been worse .
Phuc Dat Sheep.
Phuc Dat man ,

Alas a hoax
'Phuc Dat Bich': man says he created name hoax to fool media and Facebook | Media | The Guardian

Whearas at Bath magistrates the lad who stole the bus and asked for other stole autos to be TIC'd really was Nick Carr, I was there as I watched the usher almost crack up

[Munted]

^ shucks I quite liked that story but if the Guardian says it's a hoax it must be. In my tefler days I once found God, and Porn (several times, am pleased to say).

[nidhogg]

[kmart]

"Mike Hunt"
Call a busy pub and ask the landlady / waitress to speak to "Mike Hunt". Tell her it's urgent.

She will shout across a busy bar; "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?!?"

[dirk diggler]

[Cujo]

What is it with some parents calling their kids stupid names? Here's the latest one ... Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield

Yes, his dad's a Millwall fan. Mother not amused apparently.


metro.co.uk

Brooklyn Beckham, Peaches Geldof, Bermondsey Millwall Den Bloomfield.

Whatever next?

I like Peaches.

[fishlocker]

yeah really, she's having another in Jan hope she can think of something normal Can imagine the kid going to buy an iphone when he grows up, what name is it sir?

Face Book, It beats book face hands down.

[fishlocker]

I knew a fella who's 2nd name was Cox and he named his kid Chase, truely fukked up fella.

Boy or girl?

Well my daddy left home when I was three,

And he didn't leave much for mom and me,

Except this old gitar and an empty bottle of booze.

Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid but the meanest thing that he ever did was before he left he went and named me Sue.

[fishlocker]

I knew a stripper named Peaches. Once while bouncing on my knees she looked over ber shoulder and said " that's not Jelly that's Jam!". True story.

[fishlocker]

I knew a Polish guy named Goesinski.

He married a girl from the near North side. Her name was shereally.

You know I can't make this shit up. Well, ok I did, but feel free to use it anytime.

[kingwilly]

I met a bar owner in Khon Kaen who was upset because his wife named their new born son Apissit, I really don't know how I managed to keep a straight face.

I know a fella who's wife called their daughter kittiporn

[baldrick]

No one has mentioned turdsak yet .

[steve down under]

^ You just did !