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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I also think KW/Mr T should be merged before we even consider an Indo sub-forum.
    Hmmmm......merging the two avatars, shouldn't be too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I think Fatboy should be made a moderator of the Malay/Sing area.

    I also think KW/Mr T should be merged before we even consider an Indo sub-forum.

    but it was all a cunning plan, I wanted to create a good boy nic so that when my missus gets to reading TD she wont discover what KW has been up to!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I think Fatboy should be made a moderator of the Malay/Sing area.
    i had plans to use my gang of forum thugs to destablilise that area, then I myself would offer to restore law and order.

    its a good plan and it has worked before for other dictators.

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    ^
    like Stroller in Issues.

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    i dont actually care to be murderator, someone else can do that, just want somewhere i can post the odd travel or news related items in their proper place.

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    I think a Korea sub forum is needed

    Or maybe just other asian countries forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    i'll have to vote against making mrT a mod of any indo forum seeing as he can't be arsed to answer my question about the Tanamour club.
    see this is the problem, IF we had an indo subforum i'd feel compelled to answer your questions, complete with pics and/or going prices....

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    here's a little something with a reference to the "tanamour", but basically the tanamour and JJ's are in the shitty dive area of Kota - china town where anything goes, takes a braver man then me to walk into those dens of iniquity..... i suspect its somewhat similar to GRace hotel in bangers....

    57 SHE AIN'T GONNA FUCK NO MORE
    HASH SONG OF THE YEAR 1981
    To Charlie Truby goes the credit of the greatest new hash song
    of the vear, indeed the greatest new song at least since Len Funk intro-
    duced Baltimore to Jakarta.
    My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the whore
    Who had fucked all round Jakarta, but had never come before,
    She'd fuck and suck most anything and she had a running sore.
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    CHORUS - any version
    She hung around the Tankard and she danced at Tanamour
    And with all the fucking that she'd done, she'd never come before,
    But she ain't gonnaTuck no more.
    That whore went round Jakarta in and out of very bed,
    But through she tried with all her might, her **** felt almost dead,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    59 She alost quit then in despair, but then she had a flash.
    She siad "I've tried most everything, but havn't tried the HASH!
    And all those wankers are so pissed up, they'll never see the rash".
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    And so one steaming monday night, she found the Anker truck,
    She could see by the craced looks in their eyes that she would have
    some luck,
    So she strolled into the circle and challenged anyone to fuck
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The Hash Master was in control and so he stepped up first,
    But sadly the man had drunk too much and overquenched his thirst;
    When he pulled his flaccid penis out, she laughed like she would brust,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The Joint Hash Masters took a turn, they stepped up one by one,
    But with each prick she gave a sigh for still she hadn't come,
    She said "You're no good at fucking, you'd best go back and run",
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The Masters of Music tried their hands but couldn't do a thing,
    One was so tired from running, all he could do was sing,
    The other tried a short cut, got his prick lost in her ring,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    Hash Cash stepped hard into the fray and tried to fill the breach
    But when he put it up inside she said it wouldn't reach,
    So she grabbed the Secretary and she sucked him like a leech,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The Scribe stepped up and cried, "The pen is mightier than the sword",
    But when he jumped upon her she just lay there looking bored;
    She said "You're really nothing when you've whored like I have whored".
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The Religius Adviser said a prayer and called upon the gods,
    The only way to make her come was with his divine rod,
    But even with celestial help, he was like the other sods,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    All in the circle took their turns the Germans and the Frogs,
    The Aussies, Yanks and Pommies and even a couple of wogs,
    But the Dutchmen were the first in line to shed their running togs,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    When they all had finished she said "there's something I must tell,
    I've laid here in the circle and watched all your pricks swell,
    But for all the good you've done for me, you can all go straight to hell",
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    They each had tried her one by one as she lay upon the grass,
    They'd jammed it up her **** and mouth and some had tried her ass,
    The one thing that they hadn't tried, was to fuck her all en masse,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    What alone they didn't do, they accomplished it in sum,
    With three pricks between each finger and 18 up her bum
    And 16 each in **** and mouth, she said "I think I've come",
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
    The city bells began to peel, her body began to shake,
    Exploding rockets lit the sky, the earth began to quake,
    That one massive orgasm was all that she could take,
    But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
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    And when they climbed down off her and they looked upon the ground,
    Nothing of her could be seen and nothing could be found,
    They said though she was one good fuck, she'd never be a Hash House
    Hound,
    For she ain't gonna fuck no more.

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    How long have we had this Malaysia/Singapore sub forum?
    Never noticed it before.

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    erm - long time.

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    sooo, wot abt it then DD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    How long have we had this Malaysia/Singapore sub forum?
    Never noticed it before.
    The Malaysia sub-forum has been there for quite a long time. The Singapore bit was added because i think i must have winged something like Mr T is doing now - although I didnt start a whole thread about it like a big girly poof.

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    stop bumping up old crappy threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT
    sooo, wot abt it then DD?
    You get a bunch of posters living in Indonesia over here and it will probably be done. You keep on whinging like a small girl and it won't.


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    it seems to have happened

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    Who's going to mod that? I wouldn't trust KW not to delete everything within 5 mins.

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    ^ I wouldnt trust me either!

    well only my posts, i'll leave all of your dribble intact!

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    there's only 5 threads in there so shouldn't be too hard to control.

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    ^ was 2 when i looked. they are multiplying.....

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    well now that we have the indo sub-forum i'd better get out and about wiv me digi camera.....

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