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    Christmas Stuffing What's your plans?

    I guess everyone here is old enuff to know the the Sanity Clause secret so the odd sox, pipe and regifted Old Spice for grumpy old geezers is the norm, no hunting of the Wren or Berkely Hunt just Boxing Day derby between the flies and the gekkos

    I'll be driving home asap on 23rd with one stop shop Makro near C Rai airport if they have a Turkey fine unlikley so wild boar,steak salmon anything a tad exotic a jar of Olives and botte of reasobale plonk Im sorted, long gone the aromas of a real Christmas Cake,pudding or mum's home made mince pies when I could lick the spoon.I do missKunzle cakes,heese footballs and Twiglets, Marmite flavoures sticks shoud be served at all TD get togethers

    Last year I bought the wife a gift wrapped set of tampons but these were not seen as a real present so this year I'm thinking of a family size bottle of washing up liquid and just for funa bottle of Baileys with a real gold ring on the neck

    Wife will stuff kids neighbours,neighbours kids assorted strays .
    I'll stuff fish,birds anything we can consume on the feast of St Stephen and slowly eat a box of merci

    Never much of a church goer used to enjoy a boozy midnight mass and snog in my sordid distant youyh but will watch BBC superb broadcast of
    BBC Radio 4 - A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols, 24/12/2014
    9 Lessons and Carols from Kings's College Chapel which I visit each year.Its pm Christmas Eve so around 10pm Slyam time and then a surprise gift for my long suffering wife.
    Never seems same without snow outside so may spray coke and dandruff on the cat to get 'in the mood'

    The Thais are happy to sup and eat for any excuse and since I got a bike train set and a Beano annual my prayers were answered and I am replete.

    A very peaceful holiday season to those of all faiths and none, I shall be off the roads from24th until January 2nd so one less idiot to run over

    How about you?

    What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

    Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!

    Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Bah! Humbug!

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    Seafood for me. Will go to the seafood market at sunrise Xmas day to get tiger prawns, lobster, and oysters. Also a whole fish for the oven.

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    Plenty to deliver:


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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Plenty to deliver:


    Is that a real weihnachts strollen kueche ?

    Ive has Xmas dinner in Irekand Uk France Turkey USa here and Oz but what do Germans traditionally enjoy?

    Is it eggnogg with Ethelburta or Heidi the Salmia with knockerwurstl

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    I plan to take the giblets out of the turkey this year and not let the sprouts get wok'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    I'll be driving home asap on 23rd with one stop shop Makro near C Rai airport if they have a Turkey fine unlikley
    I have found pretty good frozen Turkeys in Makro ... Udon and Sakon. I prefer a leg of NZ lamb...most Thais I know hate Lamb and I can make shepherds pie with the left-overs. I'll let them all join in with a spit bbq'd piglet (or two) for New Year but Christmas is my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    I'll be driving home asap on 23rd with one stop shop Makro near C Rai airport if they have a Turkey fine unlikley
    I have found pretty good frozen Turkeys in Makro ... Udon and Sakon. I prefer a leg of NZ lamb...most Thais I know hate Lamb and I can make shepherds pie with the left-overs. I'll let them all join in with a spit bbq'd piglet (or two) for New Year but Christmas is my day!
    Yes suckling pig for the locals and bit of mutton curry on 26th sounds a good option, might try it myself for a change,enjoy

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    I hope you're not planning on stuffing any turkeys. Imported turkey has been banned in Thailand due to a virus. I have seen none at Makro or Foodland this year and a restaurant supplier I know says the only way they are getting into the country is in people's luggage (I'd love to see a frozen turkey in someone's luggage).
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    may spray coke and dandruff on the cat
    I might pop upto davids for christmas and shove the cat up my nose.

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    Hope so, things are drying up at the moment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert View Post
    I hope you're not planning on stuffing any turkeys. Imported turkey has been banned in Thailand due to a virus. I have seen none at Makro or Foodland this year and a restaurant supplier I know says the only way they are getting into the country is in people's luggage (I'd love to see a frozen turkey in someone's luggage).
    Yep. A big US turkey cull this April has depleted stocks here bigtime. Prices are now through the roof in Thailand.
    Probably better off going down Soi 6 to stuff birds on the cheap.

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    I'm a bit short of money this year, and I'm alone


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    Damn. Normally get a turkey at Xmas. That is a shame.

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    Quorn chicken burgers from Villa, and where is the Teakdoor Christmas hat, or would it offend the Muslim ass lickers?

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    Don't really go in for the whole turkey thing meself. Love a good ham though.

    This year I'll be on the beach so most likely some sort of BBQ I'd imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
    and where is the Teakdoor Christmas hat, or would it offend the Muslim ass lickers?
    Not even December yet.

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    Only 12 hours to go innit

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I'm a bit short of money this year, and I'm alone

    Food looks disgusting ,but please rush me details of the cutlery offer.

    Happy Christmas Pat, if your desperate you can come and visit us, and rememeber your never alone with an STD

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    This year I'll be on the beach so most likely some sort of BBQ I'd imagine.
    Anne.

    Boil up some water on the barbie and simply pop in a chicken breast to make a breadless chicken sarnie.

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    That's the brilliance of the boiled chicken sarnie, versailty.

    The perfect have-any-where-on-the-go sanger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I'm a bit short of money this year, and I'm alone

    (Even that marketing shot looks beyond terrible.)

    I'm glad Pat's back because I though I was the saddest kunt on Planet Earth, now I feel that I've moved up to the penultimate position...

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