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    She earns a crust making bread with vagina yeast..

    While there are lots of recipes for making sourdough bread none of them require using your own yeast.

    This however, does not mean that it cannot be done, so it’s exactly what Zoe Stavri attempted.



    Stavri live-tweeted the whole ordeal and had to deal with a fair few people questioning her methods, although one professional chef simply said ‘yeast is yeast.’

    Blogger Makes Loaf Of Bread With Yeast From Her Own Vagina | The LAD Bible

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    Candida Rye...

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    Ain't touching that vaginal bread

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    madam , there is a pubic follicle on my toast

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    Presumably and hopefully the bakery is only open 3 weeks a month

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    What are they, Thrush rolls?

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    ^^ No Vagina mono logs.

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    there's something fishy about this story.

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    So if you fuck the loaf does it count as a ride?

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    I should add ham and knob-cheese croissants to my menu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    So if you fuck the loaf does it count as a ride?
    Yeah, and you'll probably end up with a dose too.

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    Her source must be a tad putrid.

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    crumbs must keep my fingers croissanted,

    Mmm crusty my favourite
    Last edited by david44; 25-11-2015 at 01:18 PM.

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    Even the feminist in me draws a line at that and breastmilk icecream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Even the feminist in me draws a line at that and breastmilk icecream.
    The four year old in me hopes she doesn't do chocolate bars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Even the feminist in me draws a line at that and breastmilk icecream.
    Good idea Patsy, my wife is currently lactating, but let's not go through the whole 'oooh you got married and had a baby?' In the fanny batter thread.

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    This thread. Yurk. I'm not so squeamish but the thought of some woman making bread from her vaginal infection makes me want to heave.

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    I wonder what her daily yield is that she has enough to make bread

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    ^ She said she has a bout of thrush, so much more than normal. Thick and clotted like cottage cheese.

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    To collect it, does she walk around with a drip tray?
    Last edited by Pragmatic; 26-11-2015 at 11:35 AM.

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    Much more than NORMAL?

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    Fckin dusgusting thread. Should be banned TV style!

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    I've had thrush, and i can tell you the last thing on my mind would have been baking bread!! I just curled up and died for a couple of days.

    Yuksville. But, probably spread with the devil's condiment Vagimite it may have gone down well!!!

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    As long as she doesn't brew beer.....

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    I thought this was one of Withnalls Friday night song lyrics

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