Thread: Thai Time a conversion tool

I'll be round first thing Monday to fix it = please go away

I'll be round next Wednesday = I may drop in any time next week or not at al

The Weddings in May = or if the Naga , monk, chicken advises to the contrary

Store Hours 10-1800 = Random opening we are a family business for local people,are you local?

You'll always be my friend = I need a "Loan Stranger"

Your my very bestest frend = I need a big loan/gift

9am It'll be ready soon = come back after lunch


11am It'll be ready soon = come back tomorrow unless it's Friday which means someitime next week.

This may take some time = forget we don't have it now or any time soon

I'm peckish stop car immediately and feed me or I'll sulk.

Would you like to pay now = I want you cash immediately and will noisiy close restaurant sweep up while you enjoy your afters

I believe I will glove you long time = some kinda handjob

Your flight is delayed = wish I'd downloaded FapHotels App or brought a long book to read

My favourite 100% true ,of course is when I bought a hand crafted wooden sundial and my wife asked 'where do the batteries go' !