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    So I'm down the Pub.

    The other day I take the Handbag down the Pub. She has a glass of red cordial whilst I knock the skin off 5 Dark Beer lao's. After that we go home because I'm a tad pissed up. Onya darlink.

    Anyway late night Somchai has laid a fresh coat of concrete outside the Road House Grill Pub. I like sitting outside in the heat, shit and pollution. it does wonders for my chest infection.

    So Somchai has placed a plank on the concrete so the punters can get into the Pub, lets see what happened.

    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    I mean ya gota wonder what these guys are thinkin. This Somchai just kept walkin when the plank ended and the other foot prints were made by a retard farang who done the same. I love Bangkok.


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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    This Somchai just kept walkin when the plank ended and the other foot prints were made by a retard farang who done the same.
    What did you expect them to do Tel ? Wait till a new plank arrived?

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    What a plank.

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    Is a person who lays a plank short of the pub a plonker?

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    No but for sure a real planker

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post

    What did you expect them to do Tel ? Wait till a new plank arrived?
    Well Willy,

    The fuk wit that walked onto the wet cement did look like you so you would of done the same thing.

    But the rest of the Human race managed to figure out that the plank was for pub patrons and these highly intelligent species walked on the side of the road as to avoid walking over wet concrete.


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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    The fuk wit that walked onto the wet cement did look like you so you would of done the same thing.
    You've met me, have you ?

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    As Somchai popped off for awank
    He left part of plank
    In just a minute
    Tel's foot is ? innit?
    How deep has he sank
    Last edited by david44; 14-11-2015 at 03:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post

    You've met me, have you ?
    Actually,

    I met you this morning Willy.

    I had eaten a rotten prawn last night and this morning I backed out this god awful turd into my shitter.

    As I looked at the swirling, horrid, seething stinking mess I said,

    Good morning Willy.

    You did not reply though as you did not look so well.

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    Poor construction management. The plank should have been wider say two or three and the tape at the end of the plank. But TIT

    One instance where the local dogs are smarter than a farang?

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    Should have chucked a handful of 5 baht coins in to the middle of it.

    Come back 20 mins later to see what's left of the place.

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    Those prints look like Rolf Harris doing his jake the peg number walked there,or dumb arse was more than a little under the weather.

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    ^

    I'm sitting there drinkin a lao when the Dumb arse Farang just stepped of the plank and walked through the Wet concrete.

    The silly turd had not been in the Pub either but just wandered through.

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    ^ You wood have thought he wood have known better woodn't you Tezza?

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    Classic, Tez!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Should have chucked a handful of 5 baht coins in to the middle of it.

    Come back 20 mins later to see what's left of the place.
    It takes longer than 20 mins for money to grow on trees. Give it 5 or 6 years, Terry.

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    Prolly the guy laid the cement. He'll be back tomorrow to fix it.

    For a nominal fee.

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    Where's a Krabi fisherman when you need one.....


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    ^^

    Nope,

    All over Bangkok you can see where Dumb Somchai and Johnny Farang have walked or even driven their Moto Cys through fresh concrete.

    They never fix it, it's there as a permanent reminder of the retards getting around Bangkok.

    I find it funny as fuk and just another amusing part of living in Thailand.

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    You should have found a small stick Terry and wrote in the wet concrete your name and the date, then placed your hands into the cement just like celebrities do.
    The hall of fame in Bangkok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I mean ya gota wonder what these guys are thinkin. This Somchai just kept walkin when the plank ended and the other foot prints were made by a retard farang who done the same. I love Bangkok.

    Looks like Thai female and big-footed farang prints.
    The handbag and yourself didn't happen to be in the area just before you took the pics, eh tewwy?

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    They'll track the bastards down...

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    A good spoor tracker in a hunters world could have seen that it was an odd set of tracks, the pair didn't match, but it did , it was a three legged dog walk.

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