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    what's the protocol when caught wanking

    on gay porn...

    if it's lesbian action of course

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    Keep tugging, look them in the eye, and do this...


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    that should do it, thanks

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    It's already too late for a protocol. here's what happens next, though:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    on gay porn...

    if it's lesbian action of course
    Apologise to your mum and put a lock on that garden shed you live in.

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    Tell them it's your cock and you'll wash it as fast as you want

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    Willy just sent me a PM.

    He recons there is no protocol when he spanks his little mini Monkey.

    He especially likes doing it in play grounds, preferably in the day so everyone can see him.

    You're a tad fucked up Willy and should seek treatment immediately.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    Doctor's orders.
    I was told to exercise my prostate regularly after my last examination.


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    Tezza just spilled his fantasy...by accident of course

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    Depends who you are wanking.

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    I have never read The Onan Protocol by Robert Ludlum but Genesis advises fleeing before Yahweh smites you.

    By the way Onan wasn't cracking one off in the bible, he was having a go on his dead brother's wife* but pulled out and blew it on her back to avoid knocking her up (which is standard procedure as far as I am concerned).

    It seems a bit historically unfair for him to end up as the patron saint of wanking.


    * the brother was dead not the wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Depends who you are wanking.
    not a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.

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    If caught wanking, simply speed up and aim for their eyes.

    They usually leave of their own accord.

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    ...what's the protocol when caught wanking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hazz View Post
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    Depends who you are wanking.
    not a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.
    Not at all. Take you for example - always wanking off old blokes in toilets for 20 baht. So what is your protocol when caught wanking off these old blokes?

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    Nothing. Its the 11th Commandment.

    Thou Shalt Not Get Caught.

    PPPPPPP

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Nothing. Its the 11th Commandment.

    Thou Shalt Not Get Caught.

    PPPPPPP
    I completely agree with the understandable part of your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawtier View Post

    Tezza just spilled his fantasy...by accident of course

    Well at least I don't Wank into my Neighbors goats bottom.

    You should stop that Immediately Nawty , I'm sure the goat does not like it and Somchai will not be happy when he catches you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
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    Depends who you are wanking.
    not a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.
    Not at all. Take you for example - always wanking off old blokes in toilets for 20 baht. So what is your protocol when caught wanking off these old blokes?
    Is that what you pay for a young man to wank you off? 20 Baht?
    Last edited by Cujo; 13-11-2015 at 10:52 AM.

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    Is that your new sig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nawtier View Post

    Tezza just spilled his fantasy...by accident of course

    Well at least I don't Wank into my Neighbors goats bottom.

    You should stop that Immediately Nawty , I'm sure the goat does not like it and Somchai will not be happy when he catches you.
    So...you just admitted it....interesting.

    goat to go now....bye

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