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    NEWSFLASH - UK Benfits & Pensions

    Fantastic news concerning pensions
    and Benefits in the UK

    نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم
    خيره
    ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماسايه
    ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفت سايهپيدانيستنقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماپيدا
    ني ست نقش

    If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.
    And Relax.........

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    I don't know whether to laugh or red you.

    I will await instructions from King Willy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I don't know whether to laugh or red you. I will await instructions from King Willy.
    Nice to see you check with the wife first.

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    I really can't see what a passage that begins "Please give my grandmother a fish, I have eaten a bicycle" has to do with pensions and benefits.

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    Newsflash for Frank barber

    You are a stupid coont.

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    Urm,

    I can't read that shite but on investigation regards receiving welfare ( Dole ) in AUD
    one must not have more than $ 5500 in liquid assets.

    To receive the Government pension at 67 is another hoop to jump through.

    Don't get broke dudes.

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    Where are the resident rag head experts nerverna and mohamad hat? they pretend they can read this shite

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    its a prayer or poem of some sort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I really can't see what a passage that begins "Please give my grandmother a fish, I have eaten a bicycle" has to do with pensions and benefits.
    Sure, but nonetheless Baitongboy will spin it into some deep shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
    Where are the resident rag head experts nerverna and mohamad hat? they pretend they can read this shite
    I'm pretty sure my translation is accurate.

    Only it might be "goat lung" instead of "bicycle".

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    هواناو من پر از مارماهی است

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    ^ Will you cook them? Or let them go?

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    Ah... Shadows of light.... Marvelous stuff.

    don't you just love the folk taking it seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    هواناو من پر از مارماهی است
    mine isn't.

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    Has it to do with claiming for four wives and free clitorectomies on the NHS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
    Where are the resident rag head experts nerverna and mohamad hat? they pretend they can read this shite

    Well according to Google translate it says .....

    If there was not a shadow of light and eye Nqshdyvar
    Staring
    We do not know of another shade light shadow Agrrft . If the light does not go on the wall and staring eyes Manqsh Sayhpyda light shade Dgrnmy do if Rftsayh . Manqsh shadow of the wall and staring eyes light Dgrnmy do if Rftsayh Pydanyst the wall and Chshmkhyrh Masayh
    We stare at the wall and eye shadow role Dan Dgrnmy light if the Sayhpydanystnqsh wall and staring eyes Mapyda
    This is the role


    NEWSFLASH....It's Racist joke that isn't funny unless you're a Sun Reader
    Big Ol' Lucky Ol' Al.

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    why is it a racist joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    هواناو من پر از مارماهی است
    " چی ? "

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    why is it a racist joke?
    Because it is anti Persian and suggests they are only in the UK for what they can get !!

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    you think too much !

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    you think too much !
    Not at all, some racist/stereotypical jokes can be funny

    But the truth is " Britons claiming benefits across EU 'outnumber immigrants getting welfare in the UK " and the number of Persians ( Iranians ) is so small it's hardly worth talking about..

    Britons claiming benefits across EU 'outnumber immigrants getting welfare in the UK'

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank barber View Post
    Fantastic news concerning pensions
    and Benefits in the UK

    نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقشديوار و چشم
    خيره
    ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگررفت سايه. ر رفت نور اگر رفت سايهپيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره مانقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماسايه
    ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگرنمي دان نور اگر رفت سايهپيدانيستنقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماپيدا
    ني ست نقش

    If I hear anything else, I'll let you know.


    green sent, brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94
    Where are the resident rag head experts nerverna and mohamad hat? they pretend they can read this shite
    Well you pretend that you've read the القرآن‎ multiple times so I guess that makes you even.

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    I have but not in Arabic shit scribble

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    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly94 View Post
    Where are the resident rag head experts nerverna and mohamad hat? they pretend they can read this shite

    Well according to Google translate it says .....

    If there was not a shadow of light and eye Nqshdyvar
    Staring
    We do not know of another shade light shadow Agrrft . If the light does not go on the wall and staring eyes Manqsh Sayhpyda light shade Dgrnmy do if Rftsayh . Manqsh shadow of the wall and staring eyes light Dgrnmy do if Rftsayh Pydanyst the wall and Chshmkhyrh Masayh
    We stare at the wall and eye shadow role Dan Dgrnmy light if the Sayhpydanystnqsh wall and staring eyes Mapyda
    This is the role

    Well, that's that cleared up nicely. Thank you.

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