Thread: English Teacher In Hot Water After Teaching Students How To Make A Millwall Brick

Originally Posted by Dapper

Useful for killing people and leaving no evidence.
Apparently used in many prison murders.

Yes, with all those sharp edges I can see that.

When you roll up a paper like that the fold becomes hard as stone.
Like smashing a rock on someone's head.
And before you make some bollocks comment, try to make one and learn something.

Originally Posted by Dapper

When you roll up a paper like that the fold becomes hard as stone.
Like smashing a rock on someone's head.
And before you make some bollocks comment, try to make one and learn something.

Try that with a savaloy and see where that gets you.

Originally Posted by Dapper

When you roll up a paper like that the fold becomes hard as stone.
Like smashing a rock on someone's head.
And before you make some bollocks comment, try to make one and learn something.

Hard as stone.
Not if you fold it like this.
Try and make one and learn something.

Paper is made out of wood, so folding it up would make as hard as a wooden club, bat.
There it's not as hard as a brick, it as hard as teak wood.
Have I got the last word in.

Not all paper derives from wood.

Originally Posted by Dapper

When you roll up a paper like that the fold becomes hard as stone.
Like smashing a rock on someone's head.
And before you make some bollocks comment, try to make one and learn something.

Dapper the chav.

Kujo the sad mug who lives in China as a yes man whipping boy.
I'd rather be a chav than wage slave with no balls or principles.

Originally Posted by Dapper

Kujo the sad mug who lives in China as a yes man whipping boy.
I'd rather be a chav than wage slave with no balls or principles.

So that's a yes then.
Glad we cleared that up.

Yes that's a yes.
About both of us.

Originally Posted by Dapper

Yes that's a yes.
About both of us.

Chavtastic.

No one likes him and he don't care

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by Dapper

When you roll up a paper like that the fold becomes hard as stone.
Like smashing a rock on someone's head.
And before you make some bollocks comment, try to make one and learn something.

Hard as stone.
Not if you fold it like this.
Try and make one and learn something.

Does it bite?

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Not all paper derives from wood.

Your brain does.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Not all paper derives from wood.

Well the teacher folded the newspaper Bangkok Post, and to any decerning reader of such an esteemed news paper that it is not printed on rice paper.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Paper is made out of wood, so folding it up would make as hard as a wooden club, bat.
There it's not as hard as a brick, it as hard as teak wood.
Have I got the last word in.

You are as thick as a brick and also a soft headed prick - explain that