Do you sport plain or paisley?
striped or hatched?
Novelty items
Long or shrt
Wool or Cotton
None except with sandals
As winter looms in the Northern slopes I'll dig into my closet see if any remain for biking
Sox are for poofs
I prefer silk stockings
I only need one
Like those sheer ankle length Chinese styley
Do you sport plain or paisley?
striped or hatched?
Novelty items
Long or shrt
Wool or Cotton
None except with sandals
As winter looms in the Northern slopes I'll dig into my closet see if any remain for biking
I swear, I read this thread as "Let's talk about sex, hoes.. who need 'em"
I need glasses...
Without 'socks' your feet will sweat = not cool... depends on the shoe.. gym shoes, short/sport socks (with just a tiny bit of sock visible)
Formal shoes = formal socks (usually black or grey) socks... think comfy...
Sandals? who the fook wears those? nah... if you do.. no socks, lest you look like a sad nerd.
Gray wool crew socks for those cold mornings. Or in the mountains.
Cotton ankle socks for coolish days. Worn in the house or out with real shoes. Never sandals.
My socks are already out. There were a couple of cold mornings last month, one of which
I had to stay outside from 4:30 am to get my Visa renewed at Promenada. Dug out the scarfs, thermals, and socks for the event.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Shrot sithghedesnes mya e deu to massturbatnio
i only need one at a time, they are made of rubber with a small balloon on the end.
Some Kiwi don't wear socks (or shoes) I've even seen my fellow Kiwi punters in shopping malls/banks... barefoot.
Not dissing them mind.. just passing observation... ok ok.. I'm dissing them...
I don't like socks.
Can we talk about shirts?
Hello, well that was the sound of Rogers Wah Wah Rabbits
You heard them eating endive there
Thats very cheap at this time of the year
But now here in Willesden Green, yes, brr, its a bit chilly
But no matter, because here comes a gentleman
And were going to talk to him about shirts
Excuse me, sir
Would you mind talking to us about shirts?
Do what? About shirts, shirts? Yes
Cause Ive got plenty at home, good grief
And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo
And Im going to ask her something about shirts
No, Im not because shes given me a rather a vulgar sign
Would you excuse me, would you mind, were talking about shirts?
Huh? About shirts, shirts? Yes, the problem of shirts
The kind of, um, you know, are they necessary? Shirts
Where it is, where it is, yes, where is shirts?
I dont know, you dont know
Um, oh dear, theres a gentleman marching down here with
A very determined stride, he looks a little cautious, hes hopping
Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to me for a moment at all?
Uh, uh, what do you mean, guvnor? What do you want to know?
Well, were talking about shirts, about are they still necessary?
Do you think? I mean, do you think they should
They stop making shirts? Oh, no, not at all, a mans not Dr
Not dressed unless hes got a nice shirt on, governor, is he?
Not really, I suppose, what about the lengths of the shirt?
Because the old ones used to be very long
Well, Im more for the short shirt, the old types old-fashioned, mate
Gotta be a bit modern these days, governor, aint yer? Yes
Well, youre certain with it, anyway?
Well, youve got to be with it, of course. Its, uh
Yes, right, okay, well, thank you very much
See you, right, ho, bye, bye, bye, bye
Well, I think were going to have to leave it there
And Im going to take you right away straight over
To the Earls Court Olympia to watch the shirt event
Ill repeat that, the shirt event, Ill repeat that
The shirt event, Ill repeat that, the shirt event
Ill repeat that, the shirt event
Good morning, could I have
This shirt cleaned express, please?
Yes, thatll be three weeks, dearie, three weeks?
But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners
Yes, thats just the name of the shop, luv
We take three weeks to do a shirt
Just the name of the shop?
Yes, thats if theres an R in the month
Otherwise its four weeks
Your name does begin with a P, doesnt it?
Well, no, actually, of course its, uh
Well, thatll be five weeks, then, five weeks?
Blimey
Already on the Grouse?
Cross dress in da house
I'd sooner owd Rodger
was tugging my todger
than milk sheikhs in a blouse
I'll take one of them, too.Originally Posted by david44
Red-sox 'when we are in the America's cup race'... (that we oh, so nearly won last time)..
FARRRRKKKK!
Of course there's the Robin Hood look Men in Tights
Three things I don't get involved in here on TD.
Religion, Politics and Socks.
555...You would never admit it if it were true...When it's cold, I like the way the ladies wear those sexy leg warmers outside their jeans...Practical as hell, too...Nothing like keeping your extremities warm...Digits, too...Originally Posted by misskit
Woh waers tsehe?
The missus wears these
I wear these..
Does anyone wear these??????????
Homeless people don't like socks
Cocks in sox are of course known in Newfoundland and Indonesia as Willy Warmers
Puma white cotton tennis socks, little different coloured ones with hearts, scottie dogs, owls etc.
And i have some of those socks with rubber bits on the bottom so you don't slip on wooden floors.
It's 20 degrees here today, so i am airing my feet. Later i shall put socks on to go down the pub.
If they work I'd love some, my wofe's always sluicing tiles and I'm always falling over.Originally Posted by patsycat
Do they have some fancy brand name Patsy or brand never seen em and feel an idiot asking for sox with rubbers on....
I think my mum bought them in Marks and Spencers, and they do have man sizes too. My brother wears them.
Slipper socks. Toddlers wear them too, usually on their hands too!!
Yes slippersox I am applying to Santa immediately, I've waited 40 years for a saxophone!
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