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    Nutscaping

    Men are taking photos of their balls in front of beautiful landscapes! You'd have to be ruddy double jointed unless you've got someone taking the pic for you





    At some point in your travels, you’ll come across a sight that’s so beautiful, it takes your breath away.
    In those moments there’s only one thing to do. Take a photo. With your balls out.
    Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky.






    Read more: Nutscaping sees men taking photos of their balls in front of stunning landscapes | Metro News

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    Thank you for that. Every day is a wonder.

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    Another photoshopping fashion?

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    ^^^Almost a full solar eclipse!

    Might be able to see the fabled ring during totality!

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    The selfie has evolved....nutral progression.

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    real men shave their nads

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    will we soon see vaginal vistas with the labia littoral ?

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    Men are taking photos of their balls in front of beautiful landscapes!
    I've been taking pictures of my nuts I front of beautiful landscapes for years, it's called home porn.

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    Saw that today.... tempted to do one...

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    Beautiful the way the sun catches the pubes and scrotebag wrinkles just as totality draws near



    Maybe this solar occlusion could be used to confirm Einstein's theories on the gravitational bending of light by the sun's mass.

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    555...Hell in a handbasket comes to mind...Life is indeed stranger than fiction...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Beautiful the way the sun catches the pubes and scrotebag wrinkles just as totality draws near



    Maybe this solar occlusion could be used to confirm Einstein's theories on the gravitational bending of light by the sun's mass.

    True colours showing, Loop...??


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    not sure why teakdoor.com pic gallery inverts this photo. It's the right way up on my phone. Used to be able to edit in the gallery, but looks like mods have stopped that. ....

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    ^ Maybe your balls are upside down, Willy...

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    Coconutscape....




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    Ok if it not called a selfie stick how does one achieve this? A purely rhetorical question of course.

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    Lets just hope + pray Dilbert don't see this thread and get any ideas , especially when fuelled up on breezers

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    "Real men shave their nads"------- REAL men PLUCK Their nads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post


    not sure why teakdoor.com pic gallery inverts this photo. It's the right way up on my phone. Used to be able to edit in the gallery, but looks like mods have stopped that. ....
    You sometimes get sideways inversion when using the front camera I think.

    Try using the main camera on the back of the phone Willy although that probably requires more elastic contortions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    real men shave their nads
    Real men have other men shave their nads. Uh wait.....

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    All wrong! Real men jog home from their vasectomy.

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    Would you trust your woman to shave you?...

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    Yes I would ,, help is available via Skype these days ^

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    Whatever happened to planking?...This latest trend is nuts...

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