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    Heartening news for slapheads.

    Especially ones that shave all their remaining hair off in an attempt to make it look like it was a lifestyle choice.




    Baldness, one of manís most primal of fears. The type of thing that regularly leaves men wandering in a cold-sweated daze after staring at their own reflection for 20 minutes wondering if there forehead really does look a bit bigger today.

    Are they receding? Probably. Most men are, itís just one of those things. Although perhaps not for much longer as news reaches us that a bunch of scientists have developed a new drug to cure baldness for good.

    Led by Dr Angela Christiano, the team at Columbia University accidentally discovered the effect of JAK inhibitors on hair follicles while studying alopecia areata, an autoimmune disease that causes loss of hair.

    Already tested on mice Ė unlike those who went without, the test mice grew new hair within just 10 days, and were able to regrow their hair completely in just three weeks - the JAK inhibitor has been shown to work on human hair follicles too, suggesting the days of grown men trying to style it out are (comb) over.



    So how does it work? It hinders the Janus Kinase family of enzymes inside hair follicles which are suspended or 'sleeping', essentially waking the hair up. And according to Dr Christiano, itís quite effective:

    ďThere arenít many compounds that can push hair follicles into their growth cycle so quickly. Some topical agents induce tufts of hair here and there after a few weeks, but very few compounds have this potent an effect so quickly,Ē he said.

    Donít expect it on the high street just yet Ė researchers, now looking at its effect on hair follicles affected by hair loss disorders, need to iron out the kinks. Which is probably a good thing.

    Thereís the older Bruce Willis look and then thereís full on Chewbacca.

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    Hey Arry,

    I was bald at 22 for all intent and purpose, never worried me as I had a long term Bint and never worried about it.

    Shaved the reminder of at 30 and still do. Hair is for poovs.

    But what about those shit stains who got those hair plugs done.

    Fookers looked like the had fallen into a bag of knitting needles, I seen a farang turd on Silom like that the other day Arry.

    I mean fook me Arry, don't those coonts ever look in the mirror ?
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    This is great news....I am constantly amazed at the latest developments in science and medicine.

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    Still got all mine

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    Me too. I've been keeping it all in a plastic bag under the wash basin.


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    me three, and hoping to get a Gig as Santa over the Chrissy as its white as fek!

    er? are we going to see Rat Hair transplants in the near future Harry?

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    It's been said that balding types retain more vitality well into advanced ages....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Still got all mine
    As do I, but it's migrating to my back and ass crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post

    It's been said that balding types retain more vitality well into advanced ages....

    That's great news for you Jeff, Means you will still be spanking your monkey well into advanced age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Still got all mine
    As do I, but it's migrating to my back and ass crack.


    I get the Handbag to shave the hair from my back.

    I did ask her to shave my arse crack but unfortunately she spat at me.

    Feisty little thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Feisty little thing.
    They had a testing service where the female doctors came to the village in mobile units...They had advertised that the ladies be completely shaved before they entered the stirrups so I took the blade to my gf...She went around telling all the hotties what a good job I'd done...

    A lot of giggling and smiles for Dr Baitong...

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    Bush tucker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Still got all mine
    As do I, but it's migrating to my back and ass crack.


    I get the Handbag to shave the hair from my back.

    I did ask her to shave my arse crack
    Poof.
    You'll be bleaching your ring next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pickel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Still got all mine
    As do I, but it's migrating to my back and ass crack.


    I get the Handbag to shave the hair from my back.

    I did ask her to shave my arse crack but unfortunately she spat at me.

    Feisty little thing.
    Smooth passage for the strap-on, Terry?

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    Delighted to say 100% I now have a 2 one mouse on my head and willbe able to clone filler for piercing holes.

    PM if you really have agood home for polaroid mouse droppings

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    It's been said that balding types retain more vitality well into advanced ages....
    A myth propagated by bald people
    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    Still got all mine
    So far, so good . . . me as well
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Especially ones that shave all their remaining hair off in an attempt to make it look like it was a lifestyle choice.
    It is funny seeing so many skinheads around . . . skinhead accountants, skinhead IT support . . . well 'ard

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    She went around telling all the hotties what a good job I'd done...
    Have you now a regular home visit schedule with her "friends"?

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