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    Talk to your teerak on Skype IM and it will translate for you....

    At least that's the plan.

    Thai isn't available as a spoken language, but in Skype Messenger.

    Welcome to Skype Translator Preview
    Now including two additional spoken languages — German & French — and 50 IM languages

    Skype Translator: Preview of our free online translator
    As an added bonus, if your missus is a Klingon, you can talk to her too.

    Microsoft Translator supports languages that cover more than 95% of worldwide gross domestic product (GDP)...and one language that is truly out of this world: Klingon.
    I can see a few farang using this across the lounge.


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    Talk? I thought Skyping Thai chicks was all about dildos up the twat.

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    Somtams come as our swipe
    Tiptop typos as we type
    No need to employ a translator
    BillGrates will be XP fellater
    Tripe gripe ripe for Skype

    Real men based on moral fibre
    Especially rakes ,brekkie embiber
    No facialbook or banal twatter
    Spray the porcelain with curry splatter
    Anal trumpet for grinder - VIBER !
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    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    I think they need a separate translator altogether for David44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Talk? I thought Skyping Thai chicks was all about dildos up the twat.
    But many girl never work bar oh no.

    They good girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I think they need a separate translator altogether for David44.
    Sampled Thai Frangset

    Usual request
    Can you chew yourself with my dentures while I see the second half Teerak.
    Is there sales tax in this casinio

    ROLF

    Came out as

    Voulez vous un aperitif 69 ,je veux voir un demi?.....
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    Does the Klingon translator work on Jeff/RS/Thaimeme posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Does the Klingon translator work on Jeff/RS/Thaimeme posts?
    GIGO...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Talk? I thought Skyping Thai chicks was all about dildos up the twat.
    Them little green cucumber things is where its at

    Tang Gua... Go buy .... lil lil



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    ^ You might link up with a gourd farmer if you're lucky - fresh from the fields in her flip-flops.


    Giggitty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Does the Klingon translator work on Jeff/RS/Thaimeme posts?
    Not.
    Special linguistic form requires exceptional translation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    At least that's the plan.

    Thai isn't available as a spoken language, but in Skype Messenger.


    how about if she's just a two bit whore, does it work then?

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    ^ see post #2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prikkus
    how about if she's just a two bit whore, does it work then?
    You talk to yours?

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    the ones I go with hardly ever speak English, other than 'how much' that kind of thing, so no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prikkus
    the ones I go with hardly ever speak English, other than 'how much
    What's your going rate ?

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    women usually pay me 50 US a time

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    Given how crap Google translate is with thai, I doubt Skype will be much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Given how crap Google translate is with thai
    Text wanking ?

    you bloody teachers

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    I think they need a separate translator altogether for David44.
    Expensive bit of kit, that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Talk to your teerak on Skype IM and it will translate for you....
    What could possibly go wrong?...

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