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    Smile I teat you honey

    My happy little lady from Issan has been scratching her right hand this week telling me , " I am gonna win honey "

    So she has been buying a scapcard ( scratch card ) each day for 3 , I told her what a waste of money them bloody things are , and she just got her 3 back on Tuesday .

    Yesterday I got a phone call just before she went to work

    " I gonna teat you honey ! I gonna teat you !

    Turns up the taxman has been looking back at her last 3 years tax payments and has very kindly sent her a rather nice four figure sum on a cheque in the post .

    Now what is the first thing that comes into her little head ? not to go and buy a bloody designer handbag or clothes to put alongside her collection , no its what she can buy for me .

    " I'm gonna buy you a new com for xmas " now what we are talking about here is a 27" iMac , a four figure sum on its own .

    " Oh no your not ! " no way on this planet would I let her spend that kinda dough on me .

    So I have settled for a 4 pack of draught guiness + a Chinese takeaway this Sat night.

    Oh and she insists on filling the car up .

    Bless her little heart , my dear little Issan girl who rips me off at every opportunity she can ,, like all of them do from Issan ,,,, don't they
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    BTW Nervousbanana before you send your next spelling mistake red

    Teat you is not a spelling mistake ok ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    Nervousbanana

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    I like that story nigel...Very nice to have a little lady who's gonna teat you and scap your back...

    Lucky man, you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    BTW Nervousbanana before you send your next spelling mistake red

    Teat you is not a spelling mistake ok ?
    Yeah, but maybe spend some of that dosh on voice or English lessons?

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    The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!...

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    Awwwww

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    Remember to post pictures of the Chinese takeaway.

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    ^ Heh...Now that's a teat...

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    I must spread some more repo around before giving it to Nigel again

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    Nice story, Nigen!

    Can't green you as, I've got to spread the lurve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    BTW Nervousbanana before you send your next spelling mistake red

    Teat you is not a spelling mistake ok ?
    Yeah, but maybe spend some of that dosh on voice or English lessons?
    Starting with Nigel; as the wife will learn soon enough after he speaks correct English with her.

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    Top notch Nigel enjoy the Guinness and take away

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    Stop trying to green him ..

    She deserves the green not him, he feeds her scrumped apple pies with no custard

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    No custard !!
    This is serious stuff Nige, sort it out mate

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    Well done Nige, looks like you picked a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann View Post
    Remember to post pictures of the Chinese takeaway.
    He is still selecting. Mrs will be somewhat surprised no doubt.


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    Nice one Mrs Nige. Sod the Engrish, but do check the HMRC maths. Just in case like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Bless her little heart , my dear little Issan girl who rips me off at every opportunity she can ,, like all of them do from Issan ,,,, don't they
    how old is she ? wait until she hits 40 and she will turn into a complete psycho. I speak from experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx View Post
    Well done Nige, looks like you picked a winner.
    His life would be perfect but for the fact that he has to eat the vile Princess Chicken in White Sauce, poor bastard !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Stop trying to green him ..

    She deserves the green not him, he feeds her scrumped apple pies with no custard
    No 'cutter' on apple pies is an offence punishable by feeding ones bits to the ducks.

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    Thank fuk she never bought that bloody iMac!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Awwwww

    Yeah...they're sooo adorable, aren't they?

    The good little woman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Yeah...they're sooo adorable, aren't they? The good little woman.
    You can only hope to be so fortunate.

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    guess it's time to buy her a new
    gold ring

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