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    Cigarette nazis

    I got caught for the first time yesterday dropping a tab on the ground, as soon as I dropped it I heard "hello hello hello."

    I was still half pissed, so told him it wasn't me. He then threatened "I call police"


    So I gave him a hug said "no money, Mao Lao, kartud crap" stuffed 300 baht in his pocket to which he resisted the first time but then he smiled as I walked off.

    So really you don't need to lose 2k, just a bit of dignity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    He then threatened "I call police"
    If he wasn't the police, why would you give a ...why would you care?

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    Yeah I'm not really gettin it either.

    You just gave a random bloke on the street 300 baht and it was a stroke of genius?


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    but every fag end turns to ashes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    stuffed 300 baht in his pocket to which he resisted the first time .....
    "But after the second deep thrust into his "pocket" he willingly accepted both my money and my abject apology as I repeatedly whispered "Sorry...Sorry" just before I dropped yet another "butt".

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    Come on Dilli - who was it? Was it Smeg on his holiday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I got caught for the first time yesterday
    Still pissing up around the old Washington Square Dilly?

    Old habits die hard son!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I got caught for the first time yesterday dropping a tab on the ground, as soon as I dropped it I heard "hello hello hello."

    I was still half pissed, so told him it wasn't me. He then threatened "I call police"


    So I gave him a hug said "no money, Mao Lao, kartud crap" stuffed 300 baht in his pocket to which he resisted the first time but then he smiled as I walked off.

    So really you don't need to lose 2k, just a bit of dignity
    They're not police you numpty. You don't have to give them shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper
    You don't have to give them shit.
    Exactly, that costs extra...

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    Hazards of living as a city slicker....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    for the first time yesterday
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    So I gave him a hug
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    to which he resisted the first time but then he smiled
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    I stuffed 300 baht in his pocket
    TMI

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    Dills, what happened to the "I've stopped smoking it's easy lark"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    Dills, what happened to the "I've stopped smoking it's easy lark"
    Someone stuffed a packet in his pocket , the first time he walked away

    The second time he smiled and lit up

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    but every fag end turns to ashes
    It's the filter that gets you, david...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    If he wasn't the police, why would you give a ...why would you care?
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille
    You just gave a random bloke on the street 300 baht and it was a stroke of genius?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper
    They're not police you numpty. You don't have to give them shit.
    He had a grey uniform on, with medals, I think

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    Dills, what happened to the "I've stopped smoking it's easy lark"
    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
    It's STOPTOBER...
    Bollocks to all that Stoptober and Sober October,
    I'm havin a Can't Remember September

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Still pissing up around the old Washington Square Dilly?

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    Just to point out, that it is actually "litter Nazis" rather than "cigarette Nazis".

    You could get the same from dropping a bus ticket.

    Mind yyou, it is well known that the police etc do actually trail smokers, as 90% of the time they are going to drop the fag end. Which gets me to my usual rant of why are there no f*cking bins anywhere??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Which gets me to my usual rant of why are there no f*cking bins anywhere??????
    Remember the new years bomb blasts in bangkok 5-6 years ago I think? The bombs were put in the bins, so...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Which gets me to my usual rant of why are there no f*cking bins anywhere??????
    Remember the new years bomb blasts in bangkok 5-6 years ago I think? The bombs were put in the bins, so...............
    yeah - because there is no real solution to that is there.

    Oh, wait!



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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    Remember the new years bomb blasts in bangkok 5-6 years ago I think? The bombs were put in the bins, so
    That's why transparent bins/bags were installed ..... or not.
    Another good reason for avoiding the delights of the metropolis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Which gets me to my usual rant of why are there no f*cking bins anywhere??????
    Remember the new years bomb blasts in bangkok 5-6 years ago I think? The bombs were put in the bins, so...............
    yeah - because there is no real solution to that is there.

    Oh, wait!


    Yeah....and perhaps matching receptacles to dispose of those nasty cigarette butts, as well.

    I'm sure that'll happen before long.







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    I was fined by ciggy police initially in 2006. No friggin bins and no good reason.
    I was caught again in Sukhumvit in 2008 and this time I made the prick follow me to the Marriott hotel where I was staying.
    This was off putting to him as he was crapping himself, unsure if I was someone of importance.
    As I walked into the Marriott ostensibly to get my wallet, he slinked off.

    Many people and mates of mine have been caught by this little rort. Is it just me or do they just come out on Sunday's. My "offences"were both on Sunday's as were Dills.

    I stopped smoking in 2010 - and so should Dill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I stopped smoking in 2010 - and so should Dill
    New years resolution mate

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