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    Now and Then

    Fuckbuddy Fiance

    Gazpacho Minestrone

    WKD Babycam

    Snorting meth LSD

    Crack Pipe Camberwell Carrot

    Lady Gaga Janis Joplin

    Justin Beiber Jimi Hendrix

    Damien Hurst Henry Moore

    Tracy Emin Barbara Hepworth

    Donald Trump Donald Duck

    Chlamydia Evensong

    Thongs Tights so it's not all worse!

    Splitcrotch panties Splitscreen VW

    Snowboarding Bolivian Marching Powder

    Microwave Potnoodle Magic Mushroom risotto

    Prosecco Dry Tart

    Political Correctnees Good Manners and respect

    Twitter Masturbation

    Facebook Village gossip

    Male grooming Grooming

    Werther's Oroginal Sorrows of young Werther

    Online gambling Doing the bosses wife
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Does any of that make sense to anyone? What planet are you from Dave?

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    Yes. The first word of the sentence is what we have today, and the latter is from days of old.

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    Makes perfect sense to me bro...

    stormin' norman

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    spanking wanking

    little river

    sucky fucky...

    ok ok... I lied... no idea to be honest... dave mate, what gives???

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    Note to self: Don't bother opening any threads started by Dave.

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    Barbara Boxer Barbara Windsor
    Arnie Cassius Clay

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    The clue was in the title

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    Nah, I can't work out the oirish psyche.

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    ^ or should that be psycho?

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    Uber ………….. Black cab

    MP3 ………….. Shellac resin

    Fuck off ! ………….Excuse me please

    Quilted triple layer shea butter coated ………... Izal !

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    Wobbly bucket of tattooed lard ……….. Shapely feminine slender lady

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    Finally me now and then
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    Justin Beiber Jimi Hendrix
    Fook, mate...This one stands out...Shouldn't be allowed on the same line...But that's your point...

    Good work, david...

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    Ahhh my bad.. there was reason behind the madness... on ya mate :-)

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    Excellent list David. Have a green.

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    Debbie Does Dallas - LBJ Did Dallas.

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    I usually understand him and love his word play - but am flummoxed at this one.

    Need to sleep. shall read again later.

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    bukkake - missionary position

    vodka and red bull - whisky and coke

    short time - long time

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    Wayne Rooney - Bobby Moore
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    Sunday Roast - Sunday Roast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    BaitongBoy - interesting person
    Was a boring retarded pervert before, and is still a boring retarded pervert now.

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    satisfying sh1t - satisfying sh1t

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Austin A40 - Ford Focus

    ????

    Play the game properly Chas , even the correct way round I hardly think Ford Focus

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