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    56 days Google reckons

    fuck a duck



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    Umm...what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    56 days Google reckons
    More like 23.

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    Pussy shaving calendar?

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    That's the problem, dave. I left those clippers on number one after trimming my nads

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    As long as your not deep in number 2 your ahead of the game in siam, of course for people once up to their knees in a rice paddy a bit of rough is luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    fuck a duck
    56 days to fuk a duck does seem like an excessively long time, must be a really right duck?

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    Oh dear

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    For the scars to heal before sex again...

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    Shower the man with greens, he needs them

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Shower the man with greens, he needs them
    Are you a trainee dietician or vegetablemonger ? Queenbeen Cauliflour yer can fill your trug

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    Bloody hell Dill.

    Did it take the sores and scabs off as well?

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    You fukkers are hard work

    That hair in the pic are my eye lashes.
    I'm sat here with no bastard eyebrows.

    I say no eyebrows, the Missus has just painted me some on

    Off to the 7/11 with my specs on. Hopefully no one will notice, they can be shockingly honest and insensitive these Thais

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    That hair in the pic are my eye lashes.
    I'm sat here with no bastard eyebrows.
    If that's your eyelashes, then I guess you call your asshole your mouth, which, when I think about it, would explain a lot.....

    I'm going to be daring and ask the question everyone else is thinking but doesn't have the well shaved scrotum to ask....

    Why?

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    since hitting 45, I have hairs sprouting everywhere now. The eyebrows get really bushy and need trimming every 2 weeks, well they did before

    I did that 2 days ago, then logged in here later and saw Dennis Healey had died. How uncanny is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    since hitting 45, I have hairs sprouting everywhere now.
    For me it was about 50, but the same thing....if the hair on top of my head would grow as fast as my nose hair, I'd be a happy man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
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    Just uploading my pigskin wallet for you now Balders.

    PM you later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    That's the problem, dave. I left those clippers on number one after trimming my nads
    These are the type of delicate procedures that one performs without modern electronic gadgetry - try a simple straight razor, work divine if one isn't a clumsy goof.....




    [this thread is worthless without relevant pics]

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    They'll grow back. And then you can go all old fashioned and pluck them with tweezers.

    Can hurt, and make you sneeze. But better than looking odd.

    Mine went blond this summer and my mother produced an eyebrow pencil with a little comb on it. Probably dating back to 1965. I declined. Then she offered for me to have them dyed for ten quid by a sixteen year old in bloody Morrisons. I declined.

    I don't care, i can't see them. But i can feel them. On pics i do look a bit bald, because there is no dark eyebrow between the eye and hairline.... so i have a large forehead!!
    Last edited by patsycat; 05-10-2015 at 06:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    But better than looking odd.
    I'm guessing if that was a problem, he wouldn't have shaved them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    try a simple straight razor, work divine
    I know you think you are a bit of a he man with your straight razor

    but real men

    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    And then you can go all old fashioned and pluck them with tweezers
    Dill can record the sound when he lets the missus at his ball bag with the tweezers

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    the missus at his ball bag with the tweezers
    that's probably the only way she will touch it.

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    No I can vouch they are normally found on her chin

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