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    Perfect Wives for Sale!

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    I think some men here require that the wife also earns money and contributes to 1/3 to 1/2 of the bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    We also the guesswork out of it for you. all you have to do is fill out the "Order a wife" form and she will arrive anywhere from two weeks to two months depending on which shipping options you choose. Make sure you get an extra prescription of Viagra, because you are gonna need it!
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    What's this, an ad for a blow up doll??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILoveDogs
    I think some men here require that the wife also earns money and contributes to 1/3 to 1/2 of the bills.
    Of course, but that's "up to you", as they say.

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    its a wind up, surely....

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    From the owner (?)

    "This website is a parody. We do not advocate human trafficking in any form
    and only made this website to illustrate the mindset of some men that will

    meet women on the internet, profess their love, and get engaged to be
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    Yep.
    The evil "PC brigade" may come after you if you're stupid enough to place an order.

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    Jesus it is a Joomla site that would take 5 mins to set up, less the work for the abnner graphic, but jesus 12,000 visitors in 3 weeks with next to no content ... I guess sex sells .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILoveDogs View Post
    I think some men here require that the wife also earns money
    Yes, there a quite a few pimps here.

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    This site is fooking hilarious, a few satisfied punters.


    We literally have hundreds of satisfied customers. Here are just a few of the letters we have received:

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    ......Thanks for sending the love of my life to me. I have not picked her up yet, but thanks to you she is 6 months pregnant. I did exactly as you told me to do. I froze some sperm and sent it FedEx to her and the fertility clinic in Manila did the rest. I am not sure if I will use the coyote and pick her up in the Arizona desert or if I will pick her up at the port of Seattle. Thanks for these two delivery options because I don't want to take the flight to the Philippines. The whole time I was in the Marines I never left the states, why should I start now? Thanks guys! Hoorah!


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    I believe Ban_Ned (mpdkorat@Thaivisa.com) has just ordered an albino with dyed blond hair and breast implants.

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    I Think Gary From Florida Is A Td Member!
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    Shipping Options In order to make it most convienent for you, we have three different shipping options for you to choose from:
    1. You can fly to Manila via PAL and pick her up yourself. This has the least mortality rate of our shipping options. book your travel through us and we will have our driver "Bing" pick you up at the airport, take you to a luxurious suite at the Townhouse on Roxas blvd where your wife will be waiting for you.
    2. The second option is for us to send her as a domestic to El Salvadore where we have rebels that will help her get to the US/Mexican border then hand her off to a coyote that will drop her in the Arizona Desert at a predetermined time give or take five days. She will be given a canteen of water and a spanish language pocket book so she can communicate in her travels. Approximate delivery time is 30 days with a 50% chance of mortality or being arrested by border patrol agents.
    3. The third option takes the longest, has the highest mortality rate and cheapest for those of you on a budget. We will take your bride to China and put her in a shipping container with 20 Chinese immigrants. she will have a cooler with 10 kilos of rice, some dried fish and a jar of ginimoes for her to eat on her journey. We are running a special right now on this option. If you act now and order a wife (excluding virgins) we will give her a refurbished GSM phone and a 500 peso globelines card for her journey so that you can use Chikka to contact her and see when the container gets through customs. Act now, we only have a few phones left. Delivery time is approximately 60 days with a 75% mortality rate.


    Anyone got Wolfies e-mail address????

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    I have seen a few dating sites with philipino's and most of the girls are better looking than thai girls and although they claim to be god fearing they think it's fine to pose in their underwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phunphin
    although they claim to be god fearing they think it's fine to pose in their underwear
    Why should that be a problem? Doesn't God like underwear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Doesn't God like underwear?
    You never know, that's why god-fearing Christians shouldn't be seen in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phunphin
    they think it's fine to pose in their underwear.
    And so they should, if I were the webmaster it would be that or their birthday suits or no dice

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    just thought posing in your knickers , with your tits hanging out clashes with so called christian morals.??

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    If their intention is to marry and procreate more little Christians, I am sure God would be willing to forgive the odd tit flash.

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    And after all, Asian women have been created from Adam's rip as well, so nothing wrong as long as she will convert.

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    god fearing underwear model...

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    Filippina girls are ok in the sack , some of them right dirty bitches . But sadly lacking in the grey matter department the education system must be crap over there as most of them cant right a simple sentance correctly even ones with higher education BS etc , arent much better . All the God fearing stuff wears me down in the end . But if your a blind beggar with one leg you can find one to marry you ! as long as you collect a reasonable amount of dosh each day !

    Best of luck to those interested .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky
    most of them cant right a simple sentance correctly
    ...like this one?

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    ^ Even the jor-mans can spot the nonsense

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