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    I find it amazing that women all have the same strange things that they do that irritate me.

    My mother, sister and missus all don't understand the words
    "I don't know". They can ask a question which I don't know the answer to which of course I will respond with " I don't know" and they will ask it again and again, sometimes rephrasing it slightly or changing the tone of their voice to get the same answer.

    Why do they do it. If they go on long enough it annoys me to the point of shouting at them and then I get it in the neck for being angry at something they caused.

    Why can't they admit to doing something wrong. Even when it is clearly their fault they just won't and manage to twist it around to being mine.

    Today I took the washing out of the machine to find that the jeans I had worn on the beach on Saturday had been put through without checking the pockets.

    However, the missus had checked the fucking pockets and removed my lost keys and USB the night before and proudly told me I had left them in their when I was drunk. Why in christs name did she not check the other pockets is beyond me. Of course it is somehow my fault for not checking my own pockets in time before they went in the machine. Even though there was no opportunity for me to check them since they were removed and checked partially by her before I even knew they had been washed.

    I can remember my mother reversing a car into a gatepost in France and somehow managing to turn the blame onto my father. Not sure how she managed that but she did.

    Are they genetically programmed to behave like thisor is it just a way of breaking us and making me weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Are they genetically programmed to behave like thisor is it just a way of breaking us and making me weak.
    Just booze up a bit. Makes you feel strong again.

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    Hmm, you wouldn't have posted this before already squirrel, copying your own post, would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Hmm, you wouldn't have posted this before already squirrel, copying your own post, would you?
    What are you talking about you hitler loving dog killer?

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    I do have a good memory, Mr. GrumpySock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Are they genetically programmed to behave like thisor is it just a way of breaking us and making me weak.

    both mate, just deal with it, will ya!

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    ^Yeah it's not like they're as bad as Canadian people who ask to play golf or anything terrible and life-threatening like that

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    I don't understand any of the answers here, but want to improve my total post numbers, so wrote this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Are they genetically programmed to behave like thisor is it just a way of breaking us and making me weak.

    both mate, just deal with it, will ya!
    Exactly!FFS Mrs q harden up.

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    Women are a bit like Thais, they do not have that part of the brain which allows them to admit they are wrong or accept responsibility for a negative outcome.

    If you have a woman who is Thai then you are almost as unfortunate as a bloke with a woman who is Fillipina.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

    George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILoveDogs View Post
    I don't understand any of the answers here, but want to improve my total post numbers, so wrote this.
    Well, do it in the games room or they'll probably disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT
    both mate, just deal with it, will ya!
    Would you like to play golf someday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I find it amazing that women all have the same strange things that they do that irritate me.

    My mother, sister and missus all don't understand the words
    "I don't know".
    I've solved this problem.

    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    They can ask a question which I don't know the answer to which of course I will respond with " I don't know" and they will ask it again and again, sometimes rephrasing it slightly or changing the tone of their voice to get the same answer..............
    When the same question or similar variant, is thrown back to me again I very nicely ask: "What part of my "I don't know" answer is unclear?"

    It seems that also a simple YES or NO answer -for them- has a similar level of comprehension difficulty as the "I don't know" one.
    The cure? Same as above!

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