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    American lady caught smuggling sausage bomb at airport

    Sorry I'm no expert in translating Thai

    hopefully someone on here can translate it

    ร้องไห้หนักมาก! กะเทยกรี๊ดโดนกักสนามบิน หลังสแกนเจอ"จ้อน"นึกว่าซุกบึ้ม

    เว็บไซต์มิร์เรอร์รายงานว่า สาวประเภทสองคนหนึ่งระบุว่าผ่านทวิตเตอร์ส่วนตัวพร้อ มน้ำตานองหน้าว่าตนได้ รับความยุ่งยากและอับอายอย่างยิ่ง เพราะถูกเจ้าหน้าที่รักษาความปลอดภัยของสนามบินกักตั ว หลังเครื่องสแกนร่างกายโชว์ให้เห็น "อวัยวะเพศชาย" โผล่ขึ้นมาในจอ ซึ่งทำให้เจ้าหน้าที่คิดว่าเธออาจนำวัตถุระเบิดขึ้นเ ครื่อง





    เหตุเกิดที่ท่าอากาศยานนานาชาติออร์แลนโด รัฐฟลอริดา สหรัฐอเมริกา ชาดี้ เปโตสกี สาวประเภทสองถูกกักตัวที่สนามบินแห่งนี้เป็นเวล าถึง 40 นาที จนทำให้เธอตกเครื่อง โดยก่อนหน้านั้น เปโตสกียืนต่อแถวตรวจร่างกายที่แถวของ "ผู้หญิง" แต่เครื่องสแกนร่างกายโชว์ให้เห็น "อวัยวะเพศชาย"ของเธอ บนจอคอมพิวเตอร์ ทำให้เครื่องสแกนส่งสัญญาณความไม่ปกติออกมา จนทำให้เจ้าหน้าที่คิดว่าอาจเป็นวัตถุระเบิด และกักตัวเธอไว้ถามคำถาม





    เปโตสกีบอกกับเจ้าหน้าที่รักษาความปลอดภัยว่า เธอเป็นสาวประภทสองและสิ่งที่เครื่องสแกนตรวจพบคืออว ัยวะเพศของเธอ ไม่ใช่วัตถุระเบิดแต่อย่างใด เจ้าหน้าที่จึงกล่าวว่าเธอต้องเข้าเครื่องสแกนสำหรับ ผู้ชาย อย่างไรก็ตามเครื่องบินของเธอออกไปก่อนแล้วทำให้เธอพ ลาดเที่ยวบินนั้น

    สาวประเภทสองที่พลาดเที่ยวบินไปแล้วยังถามเจ้าหน้าที ่ว่า เจ้าหน้าที่รักษาความปลอดภัยมีนโยบายเกี่ยวกับสาวประ เภทสองอย่างไร ซึ่งเจ้าหน้าที่ตอบเพียงว่า "ผมรู้ว่าผมกำลังทำอะไร"


    เปโตสกีเปิดเผยว่าตนรู้สึกอับอายมาก "มันเป็นเรื่องบังเอิญ ที่ฉันโดนจับอวัยวะเพศ และก็เจอกับเจ้าหน้าที่แย่ๆ แถมเครื่องสแกนยังตรวจว่าฉันพกระเบิดเข้าไปอีก" สาวประเภทสองกล่าว


    ที่มา Mirror


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    perhaps this will help
    Transgender woman held by airport security 'after penis showed up as anomaly on body scan' - Mirror Online

    transgender woman claims she was left distressed and humiliated after being held by airport security staff - because her penis showed up as an 'anomaly' on a full body scanner.
    Shadi Petosky said she was pulled aside by Transportation Security Administration officers and subjected to a 40-minute pat-down, inspection and explosive material scare that caused her to miss her flight.
    The writer and producer had queued in the female line at security at Orlando International Airport when the 'anomaly' appeared on the scanner calibrated for women.

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    "The Gent gave her some sausages. She inserted them, saving them for later as the in-flight cuisine is terrible. Turned out to be no drugs, only pig parts.

    Although two random Burmese confessed, eleven co-conspirators, none of whom had names or photos, were indicted.

    The BIB are now watching popular cooking shows for clues.

    Meanwhile, access to culinary arts magazines, TV shows and blogs has been blocked for "regular citizens".

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    ^



    withnall would do that

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    Breaking: The Burmese, despite having been brutally battered with bratwurst, and rectally ravaged with a large rookworst, have recanted.

    DNA evidence is being sent to Mauritius for technical analysis.

    Two "foreign-looking men" who were seen buying sausages at Villa are 'persons of interest'.

    No Thai were involved, as they were all at temple, or watching soaps.

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    Looks like a standard stop cock to me.

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    What does he tick on the entry/exit forms? Male or female?
    What does his passport say? male or female?
    if female he's going have this problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    when the 'anomaly' appeared on the scanner
    Heh...That sounds like a seafood type of sausage....

    Sausage bomb, indeed...What if it "exploded" during patdown?...

    Your views, thegent?...

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    Did a search on the story and came across a Scottish woman who had of had a sex toy inside her for ten years and had of forgotten about it, it was surgically removed. she must of been bladdered to forgot that.

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    ^ Thegent ain't interested in misplaced bagpipes...Only how to get some of those "anomalies" home without discovery or premature "explosion"...

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    A Cock and pull situation,the everday life of a Bournemouth rent boy

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    If it has a cock then it isn't a woman so why are they calling it a woman, and as it's cock pretty much determines it as being a man surely it's passport states it as being a man, and as cross dressing isn't against the law in any civilised country how did this fukt up situation ever come about?

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    I fail to see what this report, such as it is, has to do with my occasional interest in charcuterie.

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    it seems that the mere mention on the forum of the word "sausages" these days will send certain kinds of forum members into apoplectic fits and uncontrollable sniggering, i think it must be due to some kind of mass hysteria, almost religious in its enthusiasm, similar to the kind of emotional or hormonal hysteria that caused pubescent girls to commence shrieking and wet themselves when attending frank sinatra or beatles concerts.

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    ^It's bringing out the wurst in some posters.

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    ^ Heh

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    Et tu, taxexilus...

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    The story eventually made the news on the BBC.

    Transgender woman's penis 'shows up as anomaly' at Orlando airport - BBC Newsbeat


    Transgender woman's penis 'shows up as anomaly' at Orlando airport

    A transgender woman says she was held at an airport because her penis showed up as an "anomaly" when she was going through security.

    Shadi Petosky says she felt humiliated after having to have a 40-minute pat down by staff at Orlando International Airport.

    She was pulled aside and inspected for explosives after passing through a full body scanner for women.

    Petosky, who is a writer, decided to live tweet her experience.

    She says she was taken into an interview room where she told Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials she was transgender, explaining "That's my penis".

    Staff then told her she needed to pass through the full body scanner as a male, which she agreed to.

    She says she was embarrassed about it, felt humiliated and didn't want a woman to "pat her crotch down".

    By the time she was released she says she'd missed her flight to Minneapolis and had to buy another ticket.

    The TSA responded to her complaint saying: "TSA takes all potential civil rights violations very seriously. We are looking into the situation now for further information."

    Staff at the airport told her she could avoid problems in future by asking for a private screening.

    Petosky ended her tweets by saying: "The only reason my story went national is because a lot of other people want these changes too."
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    The TSA agent who spotted the 'anomaly' has been given the prestigious Dick Tracy award for excellence in security screening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Looks like a standard stop cock to me.
    That, and the State of Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    it seems that the mere mention on the forum of the word "sausages" these days will send certain kinds of forum members into apoplectic fits and uncontrollable sniggering, i think it must be due to some kind of mass hysteria, almost religious in its enthusiasm
    Some things are beyond human control, Tax - destiny...

    To be fair to the, ehem, lady, she does cry like a woman:



    Stoker would (and Dil probably has).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    her penis
    Somehow, that doesn't sound right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    Stoker would (and Dil probably has).
    Goes without saying...Thegent's interest was automatically piqued, of course...

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    Breaking news

    Thai police spokesman Lt Gen Admiral Poomeegranite Reewardissmine has asked for cooperation from the media "please I ask you to refrain from showing or reproducing advertisements that depict sausages as this is hampering our transparent and thorough investigation, people are phoning in sightings of sausages everywhere and some people have been bringing suspicious meat based products into police stations". In an exasperated tone he added "how are we supposed to track down the guilty sausages with all this unnecessary information"

    However despite no arrests the police have rewarded themselves the 25 setang reward money and held a bbq for all the police involved.
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