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    David Cameron "put private part in pigs mouth"

    Ooooh the dirty pervert.

    LONDON -- A controversial new biography of British Prime Minister David Cameron claims that he took part in an initiation ceremony which saw him place a “private part of his anatomy” into the mouth of a dead pig.

    The unverified claim comes in "Call Me Dave," a new biography of Cameron co-authored by Conservative peer Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott, which also suggests there is photographic evidence of the incident -- though the person, who is said to own the image, did not respond to approaches from the authors.

    “Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity,” Ashcroft said in a report by the Daily Mail. “Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent. Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs’ heads at debauched parties in Cameron’s day.”

    The incident is said to have happened during a party at the notorious Oxford dining society, the Piers Gaveston, which specializes in bizarre rituals and sexual excess according to the Daily Mail. The book says the incident took place during Cameron's time at Oxford University where he studied Philosophy, Politics and Economics from 1985 to 1988.

    Ashcroft claims the incident was first revealed to him by another Member of Parliament (MP) at a dinner in 2014, though the author at the time thought it was a joke. The same MP repeated the story two more times in the following weeks, revealing more detail to the author. The person, who claims to have witnessed the event, says the pig’s head was resting on the lap of a Piers Galveston society member while Cameron performed the act.

    Cameron and Downing Street have yet to comment on the claims.

    Many have drawn comparisons between the claims made in the book and an episode of satirical television show Black Mirror, which first aired in 2011 and shows a fictional British prime minister performing a sex act on a pig in order to save a young girl’s life.

    The creator of Black Mirror, Charlie Brooker, has already sought to distance himself from the claims in the book, saying that it was a coincidence.

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    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .

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    Who was the pig ?

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    Tony Blair's wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .
    Add a touch of sadism and he'd be flogging a dead horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .
    Same as Ted Heath then, the man that the current psychopath is desperately trying to cover up for.

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    A controversial new biography of British Prime Minister David Cameron claims that he took part in an initiation ceremony which saw him place a “private part of his anatomy” into the mouth of a dead pig.
    Thank God and all His Angels that American politicians only put their private parts in live animals. Brit politicians are just sick.

    God Bless America!

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    It's a politicians biography. Gotta be mostly boaring.

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    There's some funny shit at #piggate on twitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .
    Same as Ted Heath then, the man that the current psychopath is desperately trying to cover up for.
    Just one of many crimes that all of the parties covering up, if the truth ever comes out about the the heinous crimes committed by our politicians I doubt anybody would vote ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .
    Charming fellow for a head of state...

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    Reports that David Cameron mimicked the act of fellatio with the severed head of a farm animal while his Bullingdon Club friends whooped and cheered have been greeted with tired indifference.

    Bus driver Roy Hobbs said: “That’s exactly the sort of thing I imagined they got up to.

    “By ‘they’ I mean our masters, the people who have always run the country and always will. They can do what they want because they have money, power and a callous indifference to most things.

    “Meanwhile I shall continue driving this bus every day.”

    Teacher Mary Fisher said: “I can’t remember whether I had already heard this or just thought I did.

    “I’m sure I saw a satirical play at Edinburgh called Pigshead Revisited where one of them got noshed off by a pig, but maybe it was Osborne or Boris. But I might have dreamed that.

    “Anyway, you only have to look at them to know what they’re like.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
    Reports that David Cameron mimicked the act of fellatio with the severed head of a farm animal while his Bullingdon Club friends whooped and cheered ......
    So it wasn't consensual fellatio......what a bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Cool our PM is into necrophilia and beastialty .
    Charming fellow for a head of state...
    Given a choice of returning happiness to the people speeches or how to have sex with a dead pig tutorial.
    Haven't decided which way to vote yet but am leaning towards voting for Cameron purely for entertainment value.

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    if you ain't fcuked a bush pig you ain't lived

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    Private School boys are shit stains, this is normal fair for them innit.

    Privileged arseholes at best but common like the rest of us.

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    So it was a suckling pig, eh.

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    Heh....

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    WGAF, he was young, pissed, probably stoned and partying.

    At least it proves he's not a Muslim unlike his American counterpart

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    Thing is, this will all work out well for psychopath cameron and his bum chum osbourne. They will laugh it off as boys will be boys and feel happy that people are looking down on him for this, rather than the people dying, and the hundreds more that will die over winter due to his fake austerity; the hundreds of thousands that will die with his wars; the huge burden of debt he is creating through borrowing money from his banking friends rather than getting the treasury to create interest debt free money in the bradbury pound model..... yes they will be laughing all the way to the cocaine dealer these two cunts will be....
    Originally Posted by bsnub "No wonder I drive a tesla"

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    And there the nut job Jeremy supporters were screaming that the Daily Mail and Sun newspapers where writing filth about Corbyn, that these papers were biased against Jeremy.
    Now the Daily Mail is making a pigs ear out of disgruntled old friend of Cameron , Lord Vulva.
    I won't be buying the book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    I won't be buying the book.
    It would make a great comic book though...lots of pictures and lots of grunting...

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