Thread: Welcome back to the land of Frowns

How's your taxi Thai Jacky?

The taxi drivers think I'm fluent in Thai when I jump in and tell them where I wanna go.

I'm pretty fukked if they talk back though

Like bargirls they love first time tourists and one of their first questions to you with their fake smile will be, "how many time you come Thailand?" so they know if they can take you all around the Wrekin. Wankers.

Funny you should say that,I went to a bar last night and got surrounded by girls,thought it was my lucky day,seems the last time i was in there i left a 900 baht tip(fuck me I must of been smashed) wouldn't of minded if the women was a great looker,but she was a ugly fat fucker.

I should be ashamed to admit that.

come on then jacky,

In your best taxi Thai with English phonetics, show us how you told the taxi driver where you wanted to go....

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Funny you should say that,I went to a bar last night and got surrounded by girls,thought it was my lucky day,seems the last time i was in there i left a 900 baht tip(fuck me I must of been smashed) wouldn't of minded if the women was a great looker,but she was a ugly fat fucker.

I should be ashamed to admit that.

Granny Grabbing in LOS?

Originally Posted by can123

I never have such problems as I am always polite. Thais love me and are glad to see me at all times .

Yeah I still remember you regaling the forum with the stimulating in-depth conversations you had with the soi side fruit seller every morning in Patters.

Keep telling us that the thais love you, someday you'll even believe it yourself. The up side is, at least they love your money.

Originally Posted by toddaniels

Yeah I still remember you regaling the forum with the stimulating in-depth conversations you had with the soi side fruit seller every morning in Patters.

Nobody is going to talk to you as you are a miserable sod.

Sukhumvit soi see krap head by loy.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

come on then jacky,

In your best taxi Thai with English phonetics, show us how you told the taxi driver where you wanted to go....

Jeez Can that's something coming from you.

Originally Posted by can123

Originally Posted by toddaniels

Yeah I still remember you regaling the forum with the stimulating in-depth conversations you had with the soi side fruit seller every morning in Patters.

Nobody is going to talk to you as you are a miserable sod.

Head by Loy?

Seems you're better than me

I know how to tell them to turn left and right as well,not bad after 13 years

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Sukhumvit soi see krap head by loy.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

come on then jacky,

In your best taxi Thai with English phonetics, show us how you told the taxi driver where you wanted to go....

You just another sex tourist.

Taxi drivers give zero respect to, man.

Just sayin' like...

Originally Posted by can123

I never have such problems as I am always polite. Thais love me and are glad to see me at all times . I have to admit that being well groomed and handsome does work in my favour and I receive better service than some unkempt, smelly, snotty nose types do.

Uh-huh...
Helps as well not to be conscious of being foreign - which many are instilled with, regardless of how long they've lived here or commuted.

Daft cunts don't get it.
Made up issues at every turn.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

How good it is to be back to the land of frowns,within five minutes of being back i had a fight with a taxi driver.
Got a taxi at SUV, told him I wanted meter,no problems sir he replied got in switched on meter and within 20 meters, he switched off,asks him why you switch off,responds 500 baht to go suki4,no I reply meter, no he says I not want to take you them.

If only i had a camera on my phone it would of been a great youtube vid.

Gets to hotel that I go to all the time,hadn't of changed any sterling to baht booked for 3 nights only had enough for 2 nights and explained to receptionist that I would pay now for two nights and when I changed money would pay for the third night,silly bitch starts getting argumentative saying you have to pay now,by this time my bloods boiling, I ask her do you know how many times I stay here I say,get me the duty manager as your just about to lose a good customer,being Thai and not wanting to lose face,she decides she has made her decision and it's final,duty manager comes and he is someone I know and you've guessed it no problem he tells me,i explain the problem with the lady,just to rub salt into the wound he gives me a cheaper room rate so not to lose a valued customer,and now its back to the land of smiles.

Bottom Line:

Thais a f*ckin stupid.

Thais are turd worlders.

Thais only make money from their Isaan brain-dead pussy cattle.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Head by Loy?

Seems you're better than me

I think Jackie Fuked up.

Loytoy's in Patters.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Sukhumvit soi see krap head by loy.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

come on then jacky,

In your best taxi Thai with English phonetics, show us how you told the taxi driver where you wanted to go....

"head" meaning what, HH?

I'm somewhat disappointed you didn't use your valuable time in Bangkok to arrange time to meet with me, Horatio. If I had feelings, or even bills to pay, they would be hurt.

Then again, you are what you are......

If the country is so awful why do you keep returning?

huh the shit website designer still going on about his shit website design, you sold the piece of shit yet.?

I did ask you to send me your bank account details so i could pay you for the domain but you never responded.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I'm somewhat disappointed you didn't use your valuable time in Bangkok to arrange time to meet with me, Horatio. If I had feelings, or even bills to pay, they would be hurt.

Then again, you are what you are......

Krap head meaning shit head.

it was my humour.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

Sukhumvit soi see krap head by loy.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

come on then jacky,

In your best taxi Thai with English phonetics, show us how you told the taxi driver where you wanted to go....

"head" meaning what, HH?

who said its awful.?

I like the country,though when you've just got off a international long flight and some dick is ferking you about,it just pisses me off.

Originally Posted by wasabi

If the country is so awful why do you keep returning?

not sure they would understand the medieval English language somtam.

then again most don't understand my Thai.

Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower

not sure they would understand the medieval English language somtam

They do if you speak in loud and exacting sentences.

Are you going to do a picture thread similar to Screwed Punter?

Have a good holiday.

I looked at the punters thread and couldn't believe how much food and drink he consumes, luigi's post got my attention though.