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    Caught A Couple Having Sex In My Garden

    Sticky, slimy, steamy sex....



    He's snailed that bitch, yes.


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    I HATE SNAILS. Especially those big #+*@! They destroy my beautiful plants. After it rains, I go out and smash them to bits. Those two would have been splinters and slime before you could take a photo had I been around.

    If the locals would just eat them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    If the locals would just eat them.
    Give them some credit, they're not French for god's sake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    I HATE SNAILS. Especially those big #+*@! They destroy my beautiful plants. After it rains, I go out and smash them to bits. Those two would have been splinters and slime before you could take a photo had I been around.

    If the locals would just eat them.
    Those big juicey snails are the best type to eat, you should cook some up for the locals and they'll soon take care of the problem.

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    HM I am assuming you didn't ask politely if you could join in.

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    I wanted to, but it all happened so fast.

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    Snail sex is awesome. They are hermaphrodites and they essentially stab their male organ into tthe body of the other to inject sperm. (Or the equivalent thereof).

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    Interesting and useless facts:

    (a) Being hermaphrodites, there's two lots of shagging going on there.
    (b) By way of foreplay, they shoot darts at each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    By way of foreplay, they shoot darts at each other.
    sound like Northerners.

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    What kind of snails are edible? I've never seen them in any place here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator
    What kind of snails are edible? I've never seen them in any place here.
    I think the edible snails are called Weinberg snails.

    (quick google confirms)

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