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    Man with world's largest penis

    Man with world's largest penis wants to use it to claim disability benefits
    Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is believed to hold to world's largest penis, but it's become a bit of a problem for him.

    52-year-old Cabrera packs an 18.9 inch member, but he claims that due to his incredible size he finds it hard to work, and because of this he feels that he should be entitled to disability benefits.

    Cabrera had his manhood measured at a health centre in Saltillo, Mexico, where doctors also X-rayed his genitalia, and his official size was confirmed. What's surprising was the doctors at the facility declared that while the penis was 18.9 inches, most of the length merely comes from excess skin, as the main part of the penis was just over six inches.



    Despite this, Cabrera is still looking for social welfare benefits, even though there is still a possibility of him having his size reduced via voluntary surgery.

    "Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

    "I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support. Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition."

    Cabrera also claims that due to his size he can't find a girlfriend, as most women are scared off by his enormous penis, which has left him quite lonely.

    Man-Cave | Man with world's largest penis wants to use it to claim disability benefits - entertainment.ie

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    I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person...
    Time to get bigger prosthetic hands.

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    There are bigger cocks on TD

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    When you meet him first what do you shake...

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    I had a friend who had a rooster hanging by a rope tattooed on his calve so he could boast he had a cock hanging below his knee

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    Oh dear

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    World's largest foreskin.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    There are bigger cocks on TD
    Wot he said...

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    Of course he can't have sex with that enormous amount of foreskin. He should get that cut off. I had a potentially cancerous lesion on mine meaty bit which necessitated foreskin removal bit of hassle with four weeks without vaginal, hand or any other type of sex small sacrifice to make for extended rooting opportunity. Highly recommended Roberto even at the expense of losing current world record.

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    I bet he drips after a piss.

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    circumcise the freak

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    Has Guinness confirmed the world's largest bit?...

    Or maybe Chang?...Looks like a chang...

    He should man up and grow a pair of tusks...

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    I can see the capital Bangkok , but which one of those Islands is Samui ???






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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    World's largest foreskin.....
    Kenkaniff?

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    Just your ordinary fella....


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    Now that's what you call a hangover, Kurgen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    circumcise the freak

    Yep. He could use the leftover foreskin to make a custom set of travel cases.

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    There was a young man from Kent
    Whose dick was so long it was bent
    To save himself trouble he folded it double
    And each time he came he went...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    circumcise the freak
    Anybody need a fan-belt for the tractor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
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    World's largest foreskin.....
    Kenkaniff?
    Now there's a name we sadly haven't seen for a long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
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    World's largest foreskin.....
    Kenkaniff?
    Now there's a name we sadly haven't seen for a long time
    Indeed...
    Kenny gave up all forum circles some time back.
    Burn out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    World's largest foreskin.....
    Kenkaniff?
    Been a while since I head that name.

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    Back on topic, Shrewed Punter's mum and dad reckon they had the worlds largest penis!

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    ^ Read 'Biggest Dick'

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    Dressing dilemma every morning....nuts on the left and pipe on the right, or pipe on the left.....

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