Farang lunatics are ten a penny in Thailand but i've met the best so far. This Cananadian guy has just started work at my school and he announced to the staffroom that he had several stays in mental institutions during his life. In responce to a question as to why he had spent considerable time in funny farms he responded with the unbeatable "Manic depression and constant sexual fantasy" and then suddenly put his arm around the shy Taiwanese heiress sitting next to him looked meaningfully into her eyes.
The oxygen was literally sucked from the room.
The sad thing is he will probably still be at work tomorrow I'm taking my Mace and if he looks at my hairy, girlish, arms in a funny way I will hoze the mutha fucker down.
(true story)