I went for dinner with some Korean teachers and the missus two days ago for sushi at a rather expensive restaurant.
The started dishes were ok but I think they were vegetables of some sort cut into shapes.
When the fish came out an nice chunky built Korean lass sat beside me and rolled me up a bit of white fish around a piece of kimchi. I popped it in my mouth and started to chew and chew and chew and chew. The fucker wasn't going down. It split into chunks but it refused to masticated. I ended up swigging back a big glass of tea to get it down. The people thought that I had just been bothered by the tiny bit of wasabi on it.
I sat their with my stomach trying to reject the swallowed food. I had to grin and bear it. I started on a piece of salmon knowing that previously I had actually enjoyed it. Sadly this too was a fight and half to get down.
One of the Korean teachers then tried to give me what looked like a bright orange eyeball but I had to refuse and make some excuses about being nearly full.
I swallowed back a few gobfulls of vomit rather than spraying the table.
During all of this the missus was happily showing off and eating away. Little did I know she was discretely hiding it in a piece of tissue as she ate. She was clocked by one of the teachers who quietly ordered some cooked fish to ease our suffering.
Even when the cooked fish came I had a hard time keeping it down.
Horrible shite - I remebered why I hadn't eaten it for so long.