Kelly Osborne looks like CMN's tattooed left buttock!

**peterpan** · 03-07-2007, 06:15 AM

Are Britsh men a bunch of bam bag wearing metrosexual poofs ? Kelly Osborne thinks so.

"Earlier this year, Kelly - who has a home in London - complained she was single due to her dislike of British men.
She said: "I would like to find somebody, but there's a real lack of men in London. British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girly. "I don't want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do"

I think you are a foul mouthed fat bitch Kelly but I do agree with you here, Brit men, Have devolved into a bunch of limp wristed bum jockys.
//http://www.stuff.co.nz/4116642a1860.html

**Sir Burr** · 03-07-2007, 06:39 AM

Would you be seen in public with her?

**Little Chuchok** · 03-07-2007, 06:41 AM

fcuk no.what a pog!

**baldrick** · 03-07-2007, 07:01 AM

never get scared - you'd have to get on it for a ride - slap her arse and tell her all pom's are soft cocks while you were doing the deed.

**NickA** · 03-07-2007, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

"I would like to find somebody, but there's a real lack of men in London. British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girly.

Amazingly, London is not Britain.... if she is too fat and lazy to get out of that shithole then she is only to find southern poofs. She should try Wigan or Glasgow.

**Butterfly** · 03-07-2007, 07:44 AM

fucking fat girls can be fun sometimes

**mrsquirrel** · 03-07-2007, 08:11 AM

Does she spend time on here hair?

**Sir Burr** · 03-07-2007, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Does she spend time on here hair?

Looking at the photo, obviously not. Looks like the last time she washed it was months ago.

**mrsquirrel** · 03-07-2007, 08:24 AM

Her head looks a lot like a pumkin

**Sir Burr** · 03-07-2007, 08:41 AM

More than a passing resemblance to Monica Lewinski.......?

**baldrick** · 03-07-2007, 08:59 AM

I miss the good old days when you had to pull down a womans pants to look at her arse ,

nowadays you have to pull her arse apart to see her pants.

**Spin** · 03-07-2007, 11:40 AM

Kelly is a foul mouthed laddette with little sex appeal and a body like the fokin Michelin man.

Can't find a man?

What a surprise!

**Lily** · 03-07-2007, 11:46 AM

Geeeez, even I have to agree here.

What an unattractive girl.

**Spin** · 03-07-2007, 11:53 AM

^ Its her personality that turns me off the most, she has absolutley no redeeming features whatsover, just a nasty spoilt little kid. Horrible horrible horrible, and the worst thing is they put her on telly and now all the other kids think its cool and ok to copy her awful behaviour. She should be put in prison along with that other dooshbag Hilton!

**Lily** · 03-07-2007, 12:13 PM

Is she an Ozzie Osbourne offspring?

If so, what else would you expect, both physically and behaviour wise?

**Little Chuchok** · 03-07-2007, 01:57 PM

Yeah,but Ozzie is cool.

**Lily** · 03-07-2007, 02:23 PM

Yeah, but hardly good parental material eh?

**DrAndy** · 03-07-2007, 02:33 PM

why does she spell her name differently from her dad, or is it just us?

as for her remarks, fascinating and probably true for the blokes she meets

remember she is a famous grade C celeb, so can only move in famous grade C celeb circles. Thus the men she meets and does not have any success with are also minor celebs.

most of them are foreigners or from Essex I am told

**NickA** · 03-07-2007, 03:33 PM

Fek...

**Roc** · 03-07-2007, 03:38 PM

^Ozzie in drag!!!

**Lily** · 03-07-2007, 03:43 PM

Are they cigarette butts or tampons hanging from her ears?

**Little Chuchok** · 03-07-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Yeah, but hardly good parental material eh?

Well,there are bettere parents out there, they at least give the impression that they love their kids and have always spent time with them.

**DrAndy** · 03-07-2007, 06:22 PM

she does look a bit like a Welsh girl I used to know, but lardier

**Gerbil** · 03-07-2007, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Would you be seen in public with her?

Bit like riding a moped - fun, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you.

**babygirl** · 03-07-2007, 09:17 PM

^ ooh that's cruel.

She actually looks better since she lost a lot of weight.

"Earlier this year, Kelly - who has a home in London - complained she was single due to her dislike of British men.
She said: "I would like to find somebody, but there's a real lack of men in London. British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girly. "I don't want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do"

Why doesn't she just leave the U.K then? She did a stunt on MTV in China, why doesn't she pick up a chinese chink boy? They may be more masculine.

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