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    Dear Mr Holt, I would like to announce that all TD memebrs own a garden table

    Yes Mr Marc Holt, I think it is quite important that you know that the majority of TeakDoor Members do own a garden table, now we cant vouch for that Mr Nasty John Galt but I do believe he is now in the process of buying a garden table, I hope and beg you not to expose the members that dont own a garden table, this will bring shame upon them and their familys, So please Mr Holt please think of them before you do your expose on them.


    Holt you are a foking wanker.

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    Mr Holt please expose LC as a liar, he does not have a garden nor a table so he is scum of the earth, hell he is on par with Mr Galt, we look foreward to your expose Mr Holt next week.

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    ^^
    Yep, I own one of these, the small version.
    Random Chances can testify to the fact.

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    your foked now LC

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    I live in a condo, I dont have a garden therefore I cannot have a garden table. I dont have any flowers either and I try to avoid using the word for fear of public stoning

    Perhaps being from England qualifies me as being a scumbag?

    I'm sure Stoller can answer that one
    Originally Posted by Smeg
    ... I like to fantasise sometimes, and I lie very occasionally... my superior home, job, wealth, freedom, car, girl, retirement age, appearance, satisfaction with birth country etc etc... Over the past few years I have put together over 100 pages on notes on thaiophilia...

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    spin your foked aswell, next week Holt will expiose you as a person without a garden table, and yes you deserve it, I hope you can deal with the shame of it.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    your foked now LC
    No I'm not.I do have a garden table like the one above,but it's in NZ and is a little bit grubby.

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    Naaa, Holt aint gonna accept that, you are foked, holt is gonna expose you as some kiwi git that aint got a garden table, probably he will take pics of you aswell to show how much better he is than you

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    Anybody that takes a picture of my foking table is in deadly trouble....

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    right you are all in for a hard time, seems he has rejoined you cheap table less cvnts hmmm should be amusing anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Perhaps being from England qualifies me as being a scumbag?

    I'm sure Stoller can answer that one
    Sure, at your service. Which Council Estate do you hail from?
    There are some pretty posh ones, like where I used to score in North Clapham.
    On the other hand, Hunslet Grange in Leeds was bottom of the range, squatters selling the water heaters for copper, well, that's what I thought before I moved to New Cross or knew about Stockwell...

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    seems foster foskin is searching the forums for nasty stuff to use against you dirty disgusting perverts

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    fostering foreskin is now reading this thread, maybe time to up the proof a tad before the wank starts telling fibs.

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    ^ Hey im right here

    All you guys without garden tables is homo's.im gonna find each and every one of yous and get photos of ya knobbing other geezas. I spent three days outside Galts house in the bushes so dont think I wont do it to you. I even shat my pants at one point but thats a topic for me next weeks bloggin.

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    Honestly it is not a homosexual thing to not have a garden table, normal people dont have them aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster Foreskin
    I spent three days outside Galts house in the bushes so dont think I wont do it to you.
    I believe you.
    But I really do have a garden table, I'll pm you the photographic evidence.

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    I got to admit I noticed holt does like the religious forums, fok me what a freak he must be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Which Council Estate do you hail from?
    None, seems you've lived in more of them than me

    Mind you Isaan aint exactly Park Lane is it?


    Quote Originally Posted by Foster Foreskin
    All you guys without garden tables is homo's
    Aint got much more upstairs than Galt have you pal?

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    Btw, it's the Irish gangs in Council Estates you gotta watch out for, never got cheated by a black man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Which Council Estate do you hail from?

    I'm from Moss Side and Hulme! Proud of it too!

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    Fok off Holt with your lack of balls you wnkstain.

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    Please merge/move posts to: http://teakdoor.com/members-only/189...-thread-7.html

    ~W~

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    Wandering around the grounds this evening I was surprised to discover that I am in fact the possessor of three garden tables. One of them is getting a bit knackered, so if anyone is a bit short in the table department, let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    I'm from Moss Side and Hulme!
    You don't have a Manc accent, I thought you was from Darndale or Finglas.

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