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    Damn I am classy :)

    Well today I decided to treat myself to a new bum bag, no not a collostomy bag, a bum bag that I wear round my waist to keep all my junk in.

    So off I went down the old "junk made in Thailand market" on second road to peruse their fine selection of bumbags, now the first stall I came across had the old fake leather ones that look like plastic, now I am a man of class and distiction, yes I wanted a nylon one

    Anyway off I went to the next stall and within 5 seconds the girl said she could give me a discount, I hadn't even seen one I liked at that time, nor had I seen any prices on them as there were none, I did wonder how much the price was and what the discount would be, but then I realised how pointless it was wondering about something she was just going to make up, but then I saw it, yep she went from 250baht down to 200baht straight away, see I know how to deal with these natives anyway here is my latest bum bag, quite snazzy aint it





    she also said it was genuine, so I think I got a great deal, heres a pic of one of my dogs aswell, aint she pretty


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    I can't see the bum bag, just an old mutt.

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    So its a genuine nylon one then, is it dog?

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    Now I can.
    I'm so glad about that.

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    genuine nylon nothing but the best for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I can't see the bum bag, just an old mutt.

    hmmmmmm, she is 2 and a half years old and is not a "mutt" thats my baby your talking about, all 40 odd kiloes of her....

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    Zips, that's what you've got concentrate on. Bane of my life zips. Handbags are nice, if you're a lady. Have you ever seen what a woman can fit into a handbag - bloody amazing. I've heard of these 'man-bags' things, but I don't know.....carry a man bag one day, and the next day your tottering down the street in ridiculously pointy toed shoes with 5 inch heels, with mascara running down your face as you cry your eyes out because 'Barry' said you had a fat arse.......

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    I apologise dog.
    Making demeaning comments about people's hounds is akin to making comments about their families.
    I love my retriever even though she's thick and can't swim like they are meant to do. Mine ways only 20 kilos by the way.

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    I fucking love bumbags -= but DD that is a gay bumbag.

    I have a Jack Wolfskin copy - two elasticated side pockets for phones water etc. one large inside pocket and one smaller pocket.

    Ask Kennkanif he has seen it and admired it.

    I always have one with me when out on the bike.

    Your dog aint got no eyes DD

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    Hehe dd is gay! Na na na na nar.

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    mrs quirell why would i put water in my bumbag?my phone I wear round my neck, and my dog was awakened by me taking her picture, she wasn't happy at all about that I might add...

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    Anyway as you can see the transition of bum bags is going quite smoothly



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    my grout needs bleaching though, looks bloody terrible doesn't it

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    looks like a cheap tourist fanny pack to me. But ya got a discount so its cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    looks like a cheap tourist fanny pack to me. But ya got a discount so its cool.
    Since when does a cheap tourist fanny pack include a snub nosed wotsit gun thingie?

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    and tear gas and stun gun

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    Oh my!

    I'm staying away from you ! :surprised

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    Nice thrups BTW Ice maiden.

    DD whats with all this gun packing nonsense?

    I always thought you had to be anal retentive to wear a bumbag.

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    Tear gas
    Stun gun
    and pocket gun?
    you get picked on a lot when you were younger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Tear gas
    Stun gun
    and pocket gun?
    you get picked on a lot when you were younger?
    Obviously the pattaya building business is pretty tough these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooter
    Nice thrups BTW Ice maiden.
    Define "thrups"....

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    You've been out of England too long IM. Thrupenny Bits = Mammary Glands

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    That stun gun aint much cop.
    I had one like it and can stick it on my arms and legs no problems.

    You need to pull out the battery pack and wire in three square 9v batteries in series to get them to do the job

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    Ahhh, believe it or not I dont actually carry all that stuff around with me, I just thought it would make a more interesting picture actually

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    And there werent no snub nose when I posted just a little nylon fanny pack. I shouldnt be giving too much shit, I carry a leather one when I travel.

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