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    Helpful advice for MrT needed

    MrT suffers from a nasty afliction, the medical term I believe is, "Arms like a chimps", in laymans terms it means he is a foking hairy bugger that is never likely to ever get a girlfriend in his life and the ones he does get will probably leave after 3 years of trying to get the chimp to shave his arms, so please give helpfull tips on how he should get rid of some of that hair.



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    Did he have a mid cook sex change op or something?

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    ^ I believe you should to refer to the original thread, where it's patently obvious it's not him but his sex slave chimp.

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    but the same hairy arms are to shown in his hobby thread.

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    Hmmm... I believe I should start a "Show us your arms" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    but the same hairy arms are to shown in his hobby thread.
    You didn't think he'd put those model ships together all by himself?

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    Thats his mum helping him aint it

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    with arms like that i would wager that he has a hairy back as well

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    I had a mate called Skreed. Lovely chap

    Hairy as fuck on the face. Five o'clock shadow would appear an hour after shaving.

    Thick black eyebrows. thick wiry hair

    Yet

    From the next down he was hairless as he could be. really strange. He had no armpit hair, chest hair, leg hair or even pubes (I had to check).

    I first found out this wierd fact whilst peaking on some rather potent acid and i couldn't quite believe it.

    had to double check the next day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    with arms like that i would wager that he has a hairy back as well
    you lose fcker!


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    ^ advice to MrT; take some masking tape, and appy it liberally all down your arms, count to three (don't forget to hold your breath), and rip it off very fast. Its what we woman call 'waxing.'

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    ^ Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    with arms like that i would wager that he has a hairy back as well
    you lose fcker!

    thats not a back. its a chest with unusual nipple quantity and distribution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    with arms like that i would wager that he has a hairy back as well
    you lose fcker!

    How do you get a beer gut on your back? And what's that thing sticking out the left-hand side? Looks like an exit-wound.

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    Looks more like heel marks from a pair of these


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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    You didn't think he'd put those model ships together all by himself?
    Possibly, chimps have shown on numerous occassions that they are intelligent and dextrous. There is every possibility that the chimp in the image assembled that ship

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    I find waxing helps.
    It hurts like hell but does the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Looks more like heel marks from a pair of these
    So Jet Gorgan's been to see him. Thought the engagement was off.

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