Contacted by farang ex girlfriend

**mad_dog** · 27-06-2007, 08:16 PM

An old girlfriend from my secondary school days sent me a message via a "social networking site" We went out together for 3 years and I was rather proud as she was voted the best looking girl in the class of '97's leaving book.... Predictably for a white chick she seems to have packed on pounds in last few years... Looks like I had a lucky escape:

let's face it. In women fatness points to greed, laziness and mental illness. Fuck England and its pasty slags !

**Thetyim** · 27-06-2007, 08:19 PM

Has she got a leg missing ?

Why she sitting at a 30 degree angle

**Butterfly** · 27-06-2007, 08:22 PM

who is they gay guy sitting next to her ?

**mad_dog** · 27-06-2007, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

who is they gay guy sitting next to her ?

She says she is an airhostess (for a budget airline ughhh ) so that probably accounts for the gays. I've decided not to make contact with her so can't offer you anymore info BF.

**babygirl** · 27-06-2007, 08:27 PM

let's face it. In women fatness points to greed, laziness and mental illness. Fuck England and its pasty slags !

Shows just how shallow you are too. Btw, is that you in the avatar? I doubt she would want anything to do with you either.

**kingwilly** · 27-06-2007, 08:30 PM

more woman to love....

watterinja · 27-06-2007, 08:30 PM

Wouldn't she be considered to be 'buxom'?

**dirtydog** · 27-06-2007, 08:32 PM

I am suprised the girls in Cornwall are so liberal, would have thought her parents would have been against her going out with a black man

**mad_dog** · 27-06-2007, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by watterinja

Wouldn't she be considered to be 'buxom'?

As in buxom beauty? Nooo she was a real cracker when she was younger... She really has declined badly ...Buxom at 26 = fat whale at 32

...

On a brighter point there is a stunning Afrikaans chick working at my school now. The way she says "Yahhh" is a real treat. Quality White African totty indeed. I may have to pay a trip to your homeland mate !

**Spin** · 27-06-2007, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

was a real cracker

mmmmmmmm starting to wonder about the quality of your "crackers" the chinese one wasn't exactly smokin' was she?

**mad_dog** · 27-06-2007, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by mad_dog

was a real cracker

mmmmmmmm starting to wonder about the quality of your "crackers" the chinese one wasn't exactly smokin' was she?

Well she voted the best looking by my fellow scholars! That surely counts for something...

watterinja · 27-06-2007, 09:13 PM

^^^ The 'Dutch crutch' will end up fatter & uglier than your 'buxom wench'... don't touch it.

It's in their genes to pack fat & lots of it.

**Begbie** · 27-06-2007, 09:34 PM

What I find quite funny is that they're so drunk they've forgetten to take the washing in.

Ladies do not send Mad Dog your photo...

**Thetyim** · 27-06-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Begbie

What I find quite funny is that they're so drunk they've forgetten to take the washing in

Yeah. Big bloomers those. Must be hers.

**Spin** · 27-06-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Well she voted the best looking by my fellow scholars! That surely counts for something...

Did you attend school for the blind?

you say she's 32 now, she's got a face like a busted boot, she cant have been that good just a few years ago.
Maybe she just had the biggest tits and they swayed the vote?

**Little Chuchok** · 27-06-2007, 09:44 PM

I actually can't understand why blokes want waif like girls with the figure of a boy.Why not just fcuk boys?

**babygirl** · 27-06-2007, 09:45 PM

^nasty lot y'all. Too bad she can't defend herself. Shallow men, now I know why you are in Thailand.

**Thetyim** · 27-06-2007, 09:45 PM

^ You haven't lived in Cornwall have you, Spin. ?

I went to a disco there once and all the girls were wearing wellington boots.
I kid you not.

**babygirl** · 27-06-2007, 09:49 PM

^wellington boots? WTF?

**slimboyfat** · 27-06-2007, 09:50 PM

she looks alright to me. in fact by cornish girl standards she is quite slim.
anyway i dont think photos taken when drunk are a very good indication of what someone really looks like. well unless the person is drunk all the time.

i thought black fellers liked larger women with big old asses anyway

**slimboyfat** · 27-06-2007, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

^ You haven't lived in Cornwall have you, Spin. ?

I went to a disco there once and all the girls were wearing wellington boots.
I kid you not.

name the town please, and if possible the disco.

**Thetyim** · 27-06-2007, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by babygirl

wellington boots? WTF?

Yep. It was raining heavily and so they all turned up in welly boots.
Have you ever tried dancing in wellies ?

**babygirl** · 27-06-2007, 09:53 PM

what are wellies? then I can answer your questions?

**slimboyfat** · 27-06-2007, 09:53 PM

mobile disco held during a village carnival week was it?

**Thetyim** · 27-06-2007, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

name the town please, and if possible the disco

Sennen. I used to live there.
It was a disco in the community centre.
I was the barman.

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