Thread: Man superglues wifes vagina shut

Maybe the guy likes to sniff glue and doesn't like the stench...honestly, who hasn't gone down on a stanky twat and wished they had glue to cut the smell.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Maybe the guy likes to sniff glue and doesn't like the stench...honestly, who hasn't gone down on a stanky twat and wished they had glue to cut the smell.

But laboured on anyway, I feel you bro.

Originally Posted by patsycat

You guys are sick bastards, is it "feeding the ducks" season soon?

Heh...You go, girl...I don't think it's a seasonal thing...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I really should have posted a warning.

Due diligence, harry...Lack thereof can cost you dearly...You are now a member of the sick barstard club...

And next in line for the Ducks Unlimited sex party...

Originally Posted by CSFFan

who hasn't gone down on a stanky twat

you mean you rubbed your face in it.

change ure av dude.

And how many women have gone down on your oh so skanky dicks, that woman was mutilted. And all you lot can do is laugh about it, how sad is that.

Pea brains stick together. I suppose the nun in India asked for it too----

Originally Posted by patsycat

And how many women have gone down on your oh so skanky dicks, that woman was mutilted. And all you lot can do is laugh about it, how sad is that.

Pea brains stick together. I suppose the nun in India asked for it too----

I'm sure the posters joking about the op would joke about John Bobbit who had his penis chopped off.

The news about the nun in India is sickening.

Originally Posted by patsycat

And how many women have gone down on your oh so skanky dicks, that woman was mutilted. And all you lot can do is laugh about it, how sad is that.

Pea brains stick together. I suppose the nun in India asked for it too----

Their collective truer colours pop up now and again, Pats...

Originally Posted by patsycat

Pea brains stick together

A bit like fanny lips.

This story is nothing compared to this guy.

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep. The victim was allegedly drugged unwittingly before he woke up hours later in a pool of blood in his hotel room while his genitals had been completely removed, leaving him in critical condition.
Fortunately, the hotel staff were alarmed by the distress calls of the man who was quickly taken to the Bangkok Hospital so he could receive emergency care while the man suffered from severe bleeding that could have cost him his life.
For the past few months, Thai authorities have been struggling against a wave of criminal surgical aggressions against tourists whose genitals are worth top dollars on the Asian black market.

“We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.

The health of the 58-year old man is stable and he should be out of the hospital in a few days.
Thai authorities warn tourists to be very conscious when traveling alone and meeting ‘friendly’ strangers in the streets of Bangkok.

Man?s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand World News Daily Report

i have thought of gluing the mrs mouth shut in the past

^^Chinese will eat anything...

Anyone interested in making a few quick dollars?...

Gosh!! I could start a new business. Go down the pub, flirt a wee bit, take a man somewhere and get my well hidden machete out and sell his willy for thousands and thousands.

I think i have some female friends who may be interested too. We could do it on a day on day off rota.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Their collective truer colours pop up now and again, Pats...

Says Scatman Jeff.....

Originally Posted by Necron99

Seems legit....

Yep. Damn whore

Originally Posted by patsycat

And how many women have gone down on your oh so skanky dicks, that woman was mutilted. And all you lot can do is laugh about it, how sad is that.

Pea brains stick together. I suppose the nun in India asked for it too----

The bitch cheated on her hubby. She asked for it

I read today all charges have been dropped .

When asked why she had withdraw the charges she replied............." My lips are sealed "

^Was that a lip sinc?

[QUOTE="patsycat"]And how many women have gone down on your oh so skanky dicks.

c'mon patsycat , you of all pussy cats should know that we call that a wash.

the chasity belt had me thinking about the 'kicking in the back-door' option.

Apart from Superglue, what other brands of lip-stick does she use?

That's buggered up her sex life then whats she supposed to do for sexual gratification now.
Lets hope she super glue the man jap eye together i understand candle wax was used as a form of torture once.

There is no longer an echo when he yells 'UHU'...

Libido drives the man's sex to have a no-self moment
but cheating destroys the trust in what had some meaning.
if it ever did.

Originally Posted by billy the kid

Libido drives the man's sex to have a no-self moment
but cheating destroys the trust in what had some meaning.
if it ever did.

Leave the jeffisms to jeff eh.

Now how's that again in English?