Thread: I hate mosquitos.....

Bladdy bastards love to bite me, I smoke, which is supposed to repel them, I use those smelly coil thingys, I have a blue electric light thing to zap them, plus a zapper racquet and they still get me!

Eat Marmite Yeast Extract (no the shitty Vegemite will not do).

liar !

you could try wearing a shirt ? or do you think the pasty white skin needs some sun ?

Originally Posted by mrT

liar !

Excuse me but you are the liar

We all know that's not you in the picture 'cos you're black

^ oh yeah, woops, thats me mate KW, but i also gets bitten by dem mozzuies!

I can smell it from here. You got farang sweat. Eat more fruit and veg. Kill the dairy products. Daily showers help.

^ daily?? I have about 3 a day thanks!

Becareful of those mozzie coils.

My mad mate burnt them under his desk for weeks on end when working on his pc and got a wicked chest infection

my advice; bite them back! then they'll leave you alone.

Which ones ya tit? Are you one of them 3 nippled things. Nice lad but off his tits.

ps. they bit my ass off....kill em all

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

does your maid shave your back for you every morning KW? i believe that is just razor burn.

so am i bald or am i hairy ??

in a room i rented once thought i was getting bitten by mosquitoes every night but i never saw any. turned out it was nasty freaking bed bugs.

U should try a better standard of room cheapskate

They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.

Get a black hole. They are electric things that have a blueish light to attract the mosquitos and a fan inside to chop their legs off (according to the man who sold us ours). There is a bag at the bottom to collect the legless bodies (and there are many). We love ours it is in the shape of a frog and cost about 2000 baht from homepro a couple of months ago.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.

my sleeping partner in the bed bug place also didnt get bitten/react to the bites.

about 10% of ppl don't react to mozzie bites!

lucky bastards!

I don't

Nothing at all.

Not a good thing though cause then you get Dengue fever because you never notice the fukcers biting you

If they are biting you at night, use a mozzie net.

If it is when you are sitting around drinking, use repellent.

Just need one of these

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.

maybe Welsh genes are repellent

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Eat Marmite Yeast Extract.

There's something deeply disturbing about that recommendation.