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    I hate mosquitos.....

    Bladdy bastards love to bite me, I smoke, which is supposed to repel them, I use those smelly coil thingys, I have a blue electric light thing to zap them, plus a zapper racquet and they still get me!



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    Eat Marmite Yeast Extract (no the shitty Vegemite will not do).

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    liar !

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    you could try wearing a shirt ? or do you think the pasty white skin needs some sun ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT
    liar !
    Excuse me but you are the liar

    We all know that's not you in the picture 'cos you're black

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    ^ oh yeah, woops, thats me mate KW, but i also gets bitten by dem mozzuies!

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    I can smell it from here. You got farang sweat. Eat more fruit and veg. Kill the dairy products. Daily showers help.

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    ^ daily?? I have about 3 a day thanks!

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    Becareful of those mozzie coils.

    My mad mate burnt them under his desk for weeks on end when working on his pc and got a wicked chest infection

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    my advice; bite them back! then they'll leave you alone.

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    Which ones ya tit? Are you one of them 3 nippled things. Nice lad but off his tits.

    ps. they bit my ass off....kill em all

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    does your maid shave your back for you every morning KW? i believe that is just razor burn.

    in a room i rented once thought i was getting bitten by mosquitoes every night but i never saw any. turned out it was nasty freaking bed bugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    does your maid shave your back for you every morning KW? i believe that is just razor burn.
    so am i bald or am i hairy ??


    in a room i rented once thought i was getting bitten by mosquitoes every night but i never saw any. turned out it was nasty freaking bed bugs.
    U should try a better standard of room cheapskate

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    They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.

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    Get a black hole. They are electric things that have a blueish light to attract the mosquitos and a fan inside to chop their legs off (according to the man who sold us ours). There is a bag at the bottom to collect the legless bodies (and there are many). We love ours it is in the shape of a frog and cost about 2000 baht from homepro a couple of months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post


    in a room i rented once thought i was getting bitten by mosquitoes every night but i never saw any. turned out it was nasty freaking bed bugs.
    U should try a better standard of room cheapskate
    i was paying S$1500 a month for that bloody room (or around 33k baht). it was a fairly nice place - thats why it took me a couple of weeks to think of bed bugs - i found a dead one. Later on I also found one feasting on me. I guess one was also the cause of the heavily swollen eye i had back then
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.
    my sleeping partner in the bed bug place also didnt get bitten/react to the bites.

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    about 10% of ppl don't react to mozzie bites!

    lucky bastards!

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    I don't

    Nothing at all.

    Not a good thing though cause then you get Dengue fever because you never notice the fukcers biting you

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    If they are biting you at night, use a mozzie net.

    If it is when you are sitting around drinking, use repellent.

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    Just need one of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    They have never bitten me that I know of or maybe they do and I just don't react to them.

    maybe Welsh genes are repellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Eat Marmite Yeast Extract.
    There's something deeply disturbing about that recommendation.

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