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    Nasal Americans

    I'm having breakfast in a CUTE cafe on soi 9 in CM. I guess it's the Kao San rd of CM?
    Two plump girly american youngsters order some fruit shakes.
    While one of them yaks on and on on her phone the other seems to have a hard time figuring out whether it's 50 baht for 2 or what? These poor thai people have to deal with this everyday.

    Anyway this all transpired with horrible nasally american accents..Brrrr!
    I ran away from the US to get away from this.
    Seems like our tourists in Patong are a cut above..even if they are germans and chinese!

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    I'm American as well, but I hate those American tourists. They see movies like "The Beach" and come to Thailand and stay at the KSR or Samui and think they've seen Thailand. And the whole time they're trying to bargain for every last baht. I don't see a lot of Americans in Thailand (most go to Europe), but most of them (especially the youngsters) annoy the hell out of me.
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    ^I like to strangle Leonardo duh Caprio in that movie!

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    I gave a job to one yesterday.
    She was really nice.
    Half Vietnamese.

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    Does she have that horrible nasally california twang?
    I'm sure they are nice...but I'm just an ornery old fart who judges them from their accents!

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    Not really.
    She's from Pensylvania.

    she came with a friend of hers that was very nasal.
    short and blonde.
    Think they were staying on Moomuang soi 9.

    is it them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    ^I like to strangle Leonardo duh Caprio in that movie!
    Nah - I like Leo. The one you should strangle is Alex Garland. He's the reason for all the fucking tourists and overpriced shit in this country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Anyway this all transpired with horrible nasally american accents..Brrrr!
    I ran away from the US to get away from this.
    That's what you get for living in a tourist area.
    Move to the moo ban and you don't have to encounter any of them.
    I'd almost take that pretentious upper-class English accent on a chick than an American...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee
    Move to the moo ban and you don't have to encounter any of them.
    I haven't actually had to speak to a real live American since I visited my Mom in California last January. She is not, however, a "nasally" American.

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    In our Moo baan there are 'bout 8 merkins living here, ALL are great guys, sorry, redo that, all but one.
    Forgot about the fat cvnt that lives back of me.

    Others are unassuming, unpretentious good guys.

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    yeah it's funny how i hate merkins, and germans and so on, but the ones I know are pretty much all good guys!

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    Wot about Kiwis ? you like them tho' don't you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I'm having breakfast in a CUTE cafe on soi 9 in CM. I guess it's the Kao San rd of CM?
    Were you in CM over the weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    Wot about Kiwis ? you like them tho' don't you ?
    I think Kiwis are ok. It's just all the one I know in person are complete wankers. Fush 'n' Chups indeed!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Wot about Kiwis ? you like them tho' don't you ?
    Our cussins from da 7th state?? Dey orlright bro, hey?

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    I'm rather nasally sounding, but I broke my nose in China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bustak
    I broke my nose in China
    Why did you choose China?


    Is this why you broke it?
    Last edited by buad hai; 26-06-2007 at 11:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buad hai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bustak
    I broke my nose in China
    Why did you choose China?


    Is this why you broke it?
    yeah, the Chinese didn't appreciate my undying patriotism for the GREAT U.S.A., so they had my beautiful BIG American nose busted!

    Actually I had horrible food poisoning & passed out. I broke my fall w/ my face, so if/when some of you guys meet me in person try not to stare!
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    ^Wow, what story. Sorry about that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I'm having breakfast in a CUTE cafe on soi 9 in CM. I guess it's the Kao San rd of CM?
    I always thought of most of CM as a big Kaow Sarn Rd.

    I am American too but when I here the women from America speak its like nails on a chalkboard

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    Quote Originally Posted by cali kid View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I'm having breakfast in a CUTE cafe on soi 9 in CM. I guess it's the Kao San rd of CM?
    I always thought of most of CM as a big Kaow Sarn Rd.

    I am American too but when I here the women from America speak its like nails on a chalkboard
    How come you didn't come out to play over the weekend? Didn't dad let you?

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    Thumbs down

    none of those are the worst. The worst accent has to be south African. Or Sid Ifrican to write it phonetically. I was in the same shop as one yesterday, she had the most piercing voice imaginable. The Thai shop assistants were cringing along with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cali kid View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    I'm having breakfast in a CUTE cafe on soi 9 in CM. I guess it's the Kao San rd of CM?
    I always thought of most of CM as a big Kaow Sarn Rd.

    I am American too but when I here the women from America speak its like nails on a chalkboard
    How come you didn't come out to play over the weekend? Didn't dad let you?

    If you read my post on the sex is shit thread you would know I went out to play.

    I get it now.........
    Last edited by cali kid; 26-06-2007 at 01:02 PM.

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    And I thought it was just me who ran a mile when I hear those nasal accents!
    But some of the Brit accents are just as bad, more in terms of not understanding a word of what they say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Anyway this all transpired with horrible nasally american accents..Brrrr!
    I ran away from the US to get away from this.
    Seems like our tourists in Patong are a cut above..even if they are germans and chinese!
    I seem to think this 'nasaly' thing may trace back to the Swedish influence in the US. If you've spent time in Sweden, you'd identify the same high-pitched female voice. I find it unbearable.

    These US chicks also like the sound of their own voice & so have to amplify their conversation for the whole room to hear. Uuurgh.

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