Thread: 7 Types of Chicks Who Annoy Everyone...

^Are those edible?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Definitely a bunch of limp dicks here. Glad I can claim to fuck your ladies because most of you limp cuckold bastards can't.

^ Stop! He may change his av to his newest love, Scott Walker.

We would then have to look at this every day!

Mebe I should change it to Ollie North, eh?

^GWB would really be assertive?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Mebe I should change it to Ollie North, eh?

Knock yerself out:

Originally Posted by ltnt

You left out the "Passive Aggressive's"...

Feminazi = Manhater = Passive Aggressive (maybe even no-drama mama).

What a load of bollox.

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

Feminazi = Manhater = Passive Aggressive (maybe even no-drama mama).

What a load of bollox.

Want to guess how I know you're not a biologist?

It's a cultural dilemma and deep affliction.

'Tis wonder why anyone wants anything to do with the contemporary Western woman.

FFS, go back to the drawing board and get yourself right.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

'Tis wonder why anyone wants anything to do with the contemporary Western woman.

True. We're all totally shite with no redeeming features, whatsoever. I'm sure, given a few more generations, evolution will wipe us out altogether, as it eventually does with all useless appendages...

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by thaimeme

'Tis wonder why anyone wants anything to do with the contemporary Western woman.

True. We're all totally shite with no redeeming features, whatsoever. I'm sure, given a few more generations, evolution will wipe us out altogether, as it eventually does with all useless appendages...

Apologies extended, NR.

There are certainly exceptions - you're one.

Originally Posted by November Rain

True. We're all totally shite with no redeeming features, whatsoever. I'm sure, given a few more generations, evolution will wipe us out altogether, as it eventually does with all useless appendages...

I take it the sammiches aren't ready yet then?

Feelings, its all about feelings she told me. I just can't seem to express my feelings. touchy feeley things get me all confused. What to do?

The modern woman doesn't talk to men. They talk at men or through them. Men are simply put objects of scorn, necessary only for reproductive traps or for earning power.

How's this cliche'...Soul Mate? Anyone gage on that one lately? If your lady is Thai she'll never use that term...if she's western she'll use it at every opportunity.

N.R., do you think women should embrace male companins by proxy? Dillenger does it all the time...

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Apologies extended, NR.

None needed. I was being very tongue in cheek

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

I take it the sammiches aren't ready yet then?

You never told me which type of bread you want & what filling. Would hate to give you sarnies you don't like...

Originally Posted by ltnt

N.R., do you think women should embrace male companins by proxy? Dillenger does it all the time...

Do what? I find it easier to embrace companions in person...

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

I take it the sammiches aren't ready yet then?

And my shirt still needs ironing, dear!

^ Now, now, Booners, as Mr NR will testify, I draw the line at ironing. I'll iron my stuff, but anyone else has to iron their own!

Now, what about those sarnie orders?

BLT for me, please, NR...I'll trade for the ironing...Heh...

Originally Posted by November Rain

Now, what about those sarnie orders?

This is a trap isn't it?

You're gonna get us menfolk all excited about our sammiches and then make some crappy girlie sammiches with the crusts cut off and stuff from an article you read in Cosmo about how to drive your man wild in bed with wholemeal food products aren't you?

Probably cut them in triangles too just to add insult to injury.

Well we see through your cunning ploy Missy! Manly man's man Boon Mee (which is Thai for Chuck Norris) is going to go to a manly sammich shop and get us 1/2 loaves of bread piled with cholesterol and cold cuts from animals that were tortured to death and pickles and pickled cholesterol and mustard so hot it'd blow your tits off.

We'll call you when we're done and you may slop out our troughs.

^Yikes...

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by thaimeme

'Tis wonder why anyone wants anything to do with the contemporary Western woman.

True. We're all totally shite with no redeeming features, whatsoever. I'm sure, given a few more generations, evolution will wipe us out altogether, as it eventually does with all useless appendages...

I could honestly see that happening. It will take a long time though because there is a loot of guys out there who will slave away.

Originally Posted by ltnt

How's this cliche'...Soul Mate? Anyone gage on that one lately? If your lady is Thai she'll never use that term...if she's western she'll use it at every opportunity.

SOUL MATE.....FFS... I think that term is utterly ridiculous in any country. This country is loaded with pathetic "Cliches". That's a top 3 for sure.

Originally Posted by November Rain

I draw the line at ironing.

Me too!!!!! I will never ever iron. I will fold laundry, wash dishes, make a bed. etc. NO Ironing. Could explain why my wardrobe consist of nothing but T-Shirts and Levi's.

Who is making BLT's? That's my fav sammy.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Originally Posted by November Rain

I draw the line at ironing.

Me too!!!!! I will never ever iron.

I like ironing - it is therapeutic:

I pretend the wrinkles are Conservatives clinging desperately to their evil ways but my iron is the mighty hammer of logic and reality edumakatin' them upon the anvil of my ironing board. The steam represents little jets of nerve gas to help the more obstinate ones get the message.

Unfortunately I am not allowed to iron much anymore ever since the little incident with my wife's 'designer' crushed silk blouse. How the fuck was I to know that it is supposed to look like that?

In an ideal world your woman would be like yer best mate. Go to the pub, the movies or a taeaway once in a while.
The good lord invented sport and shopping so that both partners get some serious downtime in others company.
Also allows for mano mano bonding with the kids at a Rubgy game or Touring Cars/Big Bike event.
Family stuff should be a walk in the dales or the mountains. Maybe a weekend gig with some decent music.

If a bloke is lucky and he gets a good un she will prolly want to do all that stuff together. If she wants more down time to herself, there's always laundry and washing up needs doing.