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    Squirrels Sperm Cubes (split)

    I crack one of and save it in an ice cube tray every time my heart is broken. I have six sperm ice cubes now to remind me.

    Not sure if it would work for you though LH unless you are a gusher.

    Maybe you could save your spit instead.

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    ^ just when i think u cannot get any more feral!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I crack one of and save it in an ice cube tray every time my heart is broken. I have six sperm ice cubes now to remind me.
    You....are.....one.....sick......rodent.

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    fecks sake NickA - could u use a higher resolution pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    crack one of and save it in an ice cube tray every time my heart is broken. I have six sperm ice cubes now to remind me. Not sure if it would work for you though LH unless you are a gusher. Maybe you could save your spit instead.
    55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 5555555555!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I crack one of and save it in an ice cube tray every time my heart is broken. I have six sperm ice cubes now to remind me.

    Not sure if it would work for you though LH unless you are a gusher.

    Maybe you could save your spit instead.
    Seeing you have been travelling around the world "teaching" all these years I assume you have kept your jizz in your mother's deep freeze.

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    ^da prblem is, now i wanna try that.

    i know it's disgusting, but i cant help meself i just wanna see wot it will look like!

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    Hey, another split thread, someone should tell keda about this abuse of mod power!

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    A real man would keep his sperm in one of these



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    Mr Squirrel invented Baileys with ice.

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    ^^ this from a man who had me lusting over man tits in the previously wonderful thread (now permanently traumatized) the beauty of asian women.
    90 days heterosexual probation or immediate restitution by replacing the offensive pics, for thetyim

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    ^ It's all part of the screening process to decide who will be invited to join
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    Ha! I can see it now. Drunk one night and decides for a drink. Now which ice cube tray was it?

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