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    Stupid Aussies??? - Tell us more Pooly!

    I couldn't resist after reading this news item....




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    Kid's these days!!

    Fat and sucking on a bong at 15??? ....

    *sheesh* I was atleast 17 when I started.....

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    Oh dear..

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    It's funny.
    One of the reasons I have never fancied going to Australia is because I thought it was full of ripped, handsome dudes with flowing locks and height. I don't want my relative looks to be diminished in any way.
    Might change the mind now.
    In fact I'm planning on going to the third Indian test against India in Mumbai, end of March with your lot.

    I do hope your number will be a bunch of fat, ugly bastards.

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    And you are trim, taut and terrific, are you Poolie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    And you are trim, taut and terrific, are you Poolie?
    Your point being?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    And you are trim, taut and terrific, are you Poolie?
    He is actually.

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    Yep, surprisingly slim for a man of his age.

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    and of his beer consumption.

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    Years of herion addiction comes in third after Aids and two years in a WW2 concentration camp as the best known weightloss methods!!

    Did you here about the 5 year old in Sydney that climbed in the family car, released the handbrake and rolled down the steep driveway into a neighbors front room, writing off the car and doing thousands of dollars of damage to the house!
    Talk about stupid people. Don't they know to keep their little monsters on a chain?
    It would happen in Holland!
    "Why Pooly?" I hear you ask.

    Because the country's as flat as a pancake!

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    *Bump*

    One of MeMocks neighbours!!!


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    and those aussie kids are different to brit eruo and american kids in wot way??????????????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    *Bump*

    One of MeMocks neighbours!!!

    Not quite mate. No emus round these parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangkok Post
    Diabetes sweeps Australia
    Laziness and a fatty diet are why 275 Australians are being diagnosed with diabetes every day.
    Also 600 Australians are told every day that they have gone from 'overweight' to 'obese'.
    In a country of 20.5 million, 1 million are diabetic and a further 1.5 million are pre-diabetic. 60% of adults are overweight.
    Fat, lazy and stupid. What is it with those Aussies?

    What ever happened to 'Norm' and the 'Life Be In It' campaign?

    www.lifebeinit.org

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    Kid's these days!!

    Fat and sucking on a dong at 15??? ....

    *sheesh* I was atleast 17 when I started.....
    Far too much information there I think.....

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    That's down my way Pooly...plenty of emus.

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    Aussie sexual relations.
    Attached Files Attached Files

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    And what about me pommy bro the other day tells his crazy TGF he has to go back to pommy land for a while as he was out of dosh. He missus didnt beleive him and told him you play with me when we get home I play with you I burn every thing. So with real pommy style he stops the bike to get a drink as she gets of he takes off leaving her there in Udon races home packs his gear and heads for my joint in fear of his life as she has attacked him before with knifes and likes to smash things. He stayed with me one night then I moved him into my mates guesst house we keeped him drunk for about 4 days then he went back to her poor guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    And what about me pommy bro
    His grandparents were obviously extremely lucky and werent convicted of sheep worrying and then sent to Aussie Land, God knows how they got away with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    It's funny. One of the reasons I have never fancied going to Australia is because I thought it was full of ripped, handsome dudes with flowing locks and height. I don't want my relative looks to be diminished in any way. Might change the mind now.
    Don't worry, i think you'll fit in fine...


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    Heres one more just got a PM from another pommy mate just got caught with pictures of his mia noi on his camera by his wife. I wonder how he is going to explain that. I do feel bad for the guy hope it works out for him. So I really cant see where us Aussies should listen to you poms when it comes to women as alot of you seem to be having trouble

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    These are poms that are related to people that have had sex with animals and should have been banished to aussie land years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    These are poms that are related to people that have had sex with animals and should have been banished to aussie land years ago.
    eh - I always thought kiwis were living proof that poms fcuk sheep.

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    I did fuck a pig once she was from london

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    ^ I only got a blow job does that count as sex?

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