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    Demise of criminal, unqualified type TEFLer

    This is no word of a lie people. All these things actually transpired right before my eyes and there's more, but these are the high lites(sic). 3 guesses as to who I'm referring to. I'm not telling.

    Guy walks into a bar, bartender say what'll ya have? Guy says "I'll wait for those 2 young girls to show up cause they pay for everything".

    Guy sits at a table in a bar with a fellow American and his wife. Guy starts prattling on about the hoz he's fucked and the young girls he'd like to. Married guy says he doesn't appreciate that topic being discussed in front of his wife. Guy says to married guy, " it's people like you who give Americans a bad name"

    Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd like to share a beer, bartender says yes and pours half in each glass, guy throws the bartender 3 yuan. (pure class that one)

    Guy sits at a table with another guy who's eating a pizza, pizza guy finishes the pizza but doesn't eat the crusts. Guy asks, " you gonna eat those?" Pizza guy looks at him and fights off the amazed look on his face and says no go ahead. Guy sits there eating another guys leftovers.

    After guy1 buys guy2 two or 3 beers over a couple days guy 2 finally asks guy 1 if he can buy guy 1 a beer. Guy 1 accepts gratefully. guy2 asks what beer he's drinking and guy1 answers. guy2 pulls the bottle out of the fridge and says,"how much is this one" guy1 says 12 rmb, guy2 puts guy1s regular beer back in the fridge and grabs the 6rmb bottle.

    Guy stays free at his buddys place and when the neighbors make noise guy sprays paint out the window at them, when that doesn't work guy throws dog shit at them through the window.

    Guys buddys wife feels sorry for guy cause he's always bangin on about having no money so she finds 3 private students for him to teach. She asks guy how much he wants to charge them but guy says "I won't teach boys"

    guy spends less than 3 months in a Chinese city, gets fired from 2 jobs and turns every foreigner he meets against him. I seem to remember the Brits have a name for a guy like that...'Johnny no mates' How utterly ironic that is.

    The story goes, there's a teacher at the college where jd signed a contract. This teacher is a brit in his 50's. He gets told that he's too old and they won't be signing another contract with him. He goes ballistic as he knows jd is in his 60's and just signed a contract. The rest is rumor, but rumor has it that it was this brit who outed jd as the loser he is. The college called me to confirm some accusations and I only told the truth. Jd did not get fired because of his wayward dick it was the rumors of his temper that did him in. As a matter of fact, one of the accusations was that he's a drunk and I told the school that was not true and that he rarely drank. The other accusations were his temper and his social habits of which I did confirm. His stating that I or my wife called the college is pure fabrication. If he were a decent chap there is no way in hell I would have said anything to the caller from the college I would have simply told her it was none of my business, but after the way my wife and I were treated by jd I felt no reason to lie for him and I didn't.

    Believe who you want to it makes no difference to me. As I stated earlier JD and I and the good people of Beihai, who have had the misfortune of meeting him, know the facts and that's all that really matters. JD came back with his lies about me in an attempt to discredit me so as to save his reputation on this forum. It's quite simple to see.

    The reason I posted this here is because I know what this forum means to jd and I thought it was one way to get him back for the lack of gratitude and respect shown to me and my wife after inviting this guy into our home and business and going out of our way to help him transition to a new country. The guy is a complete asshole, I mean what kind of guy stands in another mans home and insults him repeatedly after that man offers him food , shelter, and finds him numerous opportunities to make money. I set him up with a great job and he fucked it up with his temper, I introduced him to the college where he signed a contract, I offered him deals in my business whereby he'd make extra money and my wife attempted to set him up with private students. All of this and not once did we get even a hint of appreciation from him. No, we got insults and anger. How the fuck would you feel?

    Oh and Nat, I renovated my painting room for him to live in, that's where he got the paint. To satisfy any future curiosity...he got the dog shit from the dog he practically begged me to let him buy. I know it sounds weird it was weird, I felt quite strange telling a 62 yo man that he could buy a dog. I pointed out that my only reservations about it were shit and piss all over my shop as I'd just finished training my dog, but he assured me that he'd take care of it. Little did I know that he's blind as a bat as in the next months we had to walk over to the shit he missed repeatedly pointing until a few inches away and he'd go "oh yeah".
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    Doesn't he post over here? Not sure who he is though, i think CMN knows.

    Where are you JD? Come and defend thyself.

    Sounds fucking funny.

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    ^
    I don't get it.
    Did you write this or did you pinch it from ajarn?

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    ^It's from ajarn, can't remember who wrote it, but he didn't say it was JD straight off....people kinda guessed quite quickly though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Doesn't he post over here? Not sure who he is though, i think CMN knows.

    Where are you JD? Come and defend thyself.

    Sounds fucking funny.
    What's funnier is he claims to have 15 years of university studies, 25 years of high end private school teaching in the US and 25 years of worldwide teaching experience... He claimed he had been head hunted by the school he left in America 25 years ago... They were trying to woo him with 100K a year package but he choose teaching in China for 200 quid a month instead...

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    ^Who made the post? I read it the other day, but i can't find it now

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    ^Who made the post? I read it the other day, but i can't find it now
    They Ice boxed and locked it. JD has had his head up Bangkok Phil's arse for years and he lets him post his violent criminal nonsense

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Guy sits at a table with another guy who's eating a pizza, pizza guy finishes the pizza but doesn't eat the crusts. Guy asks, " you gonna eat those?" Pizza guy looks at him and fights off the amazed look on his face and says no go ahead. Guy sits there eating another guys leftovers.
    Fek, the guy has got class .... he didn't wait until it was thrown in the bin and then pick it out.

    Not that i have ever done that...not for a while anyway

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    Be interesting to know who JD posts as over here. Very interesting indeed. The idiot's a basket-case. Needs to be in jail.

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    it was JD and ... is is longy? or sumting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    Be interesting to know who JD posts as over here.
    He hasn't posted for a good few months now.


    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    Who made the post? I read it the other day, but i can't find it now
    anyone answered that question yet?

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    boys, boys, boys...a little decorum please.

    md -- i was unaware of your previous closeness to jd. you've been waiting in the weeds a long time to do him. maybe he deserves it, i dont know. but my narrow and limited interaction with the guy left me with the clear impression that he wouldnt lie to get a job. even if it was a rather small lie and a good job. you guys been gunning for each other for a while. again, maybe he has it coming. perhaps you can let it go now or at least limit it to one forum. hang in.
    Last edited by obsidian; 13-06-2007 at 09:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    boys, boys, boys...a little decorum please.

    md -- i was unaware of your previous closeness to jd. you've been waiting in the weeds a long time to do him. maybe he deserves it, i dont know. but my narrow and limited interaction with the guy left me with the clear impression that he wouldnt lie to get a job. even if it was a rather small lie and a good job. you guys been gunning for each other for a while. again, maybe he has it coming. perhaps you can let it go now or at least limit it to one forum. hang in.
    Yeah i will leave it now. I just feel vindicated regarding my previous stance that he was a nasty piece of work who would come to a nasty end

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Yeah i will leave it now. I just feel vindicated regarding my previous stance that he was a nasty piece of work who would come to a nasty end
    That don't sound good,, did you kill him, Where did you hide the body.

    Damn no wonder he aint posted here im awhile, if he dead.

    What did he do with the dog, did it eat it too, after he ate that pizza crust scrap stuff??

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja
    The idiot's a basket-case. Needs to be in jail.
    Careful what you say, dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja View Post
    Be interesting to know who JD posts as over here. Very interesting indeed. The idiot's a basket-case. Needs to be in jail.
    careful not to fuck up your current user name like you destroyed your last, khun christian.

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    Back to the topic of discussion, chasps. JD, I believe.

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    nope. but i have been called a fucking lot worse things.

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    Some of those unqualified esl teachers are doing alright.

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    How can I put a banner next to my logo in the header?
    I have a huge blank space next to my logo on my forum's header and a company has just asked me if they can stick a banner n there for a load of money.

    http://ajarnforum.net

    Would it simply be a case of entering an html link in the header template or is there a better way..(note I don't need complex hacks or rotations, or cpm stats.)

    Thanks in advance.

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    Although he does have a slight problem with exageration though,

    Most users ever online was 336, 6th March 2007 at 15:05.
    hmmmm, not quite 600 but as he says lets just say 600 as it is more than 336.

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    Most Users Ever Online Spikes
    It would be very nice if most users online could be restricted to members and bonofide guests and not search engine robots as occaisionally I get these ridiculius spikes (say 600) which make my stats misleading.

    I've already installed the reset counter mod, but is there a mod out there that will allow me to restrict guest counts to real people only?

    On 3.5.6

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    ldma is a high-flyer, a success, a competent administrator and IT expert for forum software.
    You gotta admire him for all the innovations he introduced on ajarn over the years. He knows what he is doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    ldma is a high-flyer, a success, a competent administrator and IT expert for forum software.
    You gotta admire him for all the innovations he introduced on ajarn over the years. He knows what he is doing.
    A real egg-spurt, wannabe engrish teecha, making loads of boodle in sunny Songkla - with a photoshop degree in wall-paper manufacturing.

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    I hope he thanked TEFL Certificate Course Chiang Mai University - Home for the loads of money for their advert, you can find the rest of LDMAs inane questions on things like how to wipe his bum and stuff like that on the link below.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    This is no word of a lie people. All these things actually transpired right before my eyes and there's more, but these are the high lites(sic). 3 guesses as to who I'm referring to. I'm not telling.

    Guy walks into a bar, bartender say what'll ya have? Guy says "I'll wait for those 2 young girls to show up cause they pay for everything".

    Guy sits at a table in a bar with a fellow American and his wife. Guy starts prattling on about the hoz he's fucked and the young girls he'd like to. Married guy says he doesn't appreciate that topic being discussed in front of his wife. Guy says to married guy, " it's people like you who give Americans a bad name"

    Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd like to share a beer, bartender says yes and pours half in each glass, guy throws the bartender 3 yuan. (pure class that one)

    Guy sits at a table with another guy who's eating a pizza, pizza guy finishes the pizza but doesn't eat the crusts. Guy asks, " you gonna eat those?" Pizza guy looks at him and fights off the amazed look on his face and says no go ahead. Guy sits there eating another guys leftovers.

    After guy1 buys guy2 two or 3 beers over a couple days guy 2 finally asks guy 1 if he can buy guy 1 a beer. Guy 1 accepts gratefully. guy2 asks what beer he's drinking and guy1 answers. guy2 pulls the bottle out of the fridge and says,"how much is this one" guy1 says 12 rmb, guy2 puts guy1s regular beer back in the fridge and grabs the 6rmb bottle.

    Guy stays free at his buddys place and when the neighbors make noise guy sprays paint out the window at them, when that doesn't work guy throws dog shit at them through the window.

    Guys buddys wife feels sorry for guy cause he's always bangin on about having no money so she finds 3 private students for him to teach. She asks guy how much he wants to charge them but guy says "I won't teach boys"

    guy spends less than 3 months in a Chinese city, gets fired from 2 jobs and turns every foreigner he meets against him. I seem to remember the Brits have a name for a guy like that...'Johnny no mates' How utterly ironic that is.

    The story goes, there's a teacher at the college where jd signed a contract. This teacher is a brit in his 50's. He gets told that he's too old and they won't be signing another contract with him. He goes ballistic as he knows jd is in his 60's and just signed a contract. The rest is rumor, but rumor has it that it was this brit who outed jd as the loser he is. The college called me to confirm some accusations and I only told the truth. Jd did not get fired because of his wayward dick it was the rumors of his temper that did him in. As a matter of fact, one of the accusations was that he's a drunk and I told the school that was not true and that he rarely drank. The other accusations were his temper and his social habits of which I did confirm. His stating that I or my wife called the college is pure fabrication. If he were a decent chap there is no way in hell I would have said anything to the caller from the college I would have simply told her it was none of my business, but after the way my wife and I were treated by jd I felt no reason to lie for him and I didn't.

    Believe who you want to it makes no difference to me. As I stated earlier JD and I and the good people of Beihai, who have had the misfortune of meeting him, know the facts and that's all that really matters. JD came back with his lies about me in an attempt to discredit me so as to save his reputation on this forum. It's quite simple to see.

    The reason I posted this here is because I know what this forum means to jd and I thought it was one way to get him back for the lack of gratitude and respect shown to me and my wife after inviting this guy into our home and business and going out of our way to help him transition to a new country. The guy is a complete asshole, I mean what kind of guy stands in another mans home and insults him repeatedly after that man offers him food , shelter, and finds him numerous opportunities to make money. I set him up with a great job and he fucked it up with his temper, I introduced him to the college where he signed a contract, I offered him deals in my business whereby he'd make extra money and my wife attempted to set him up with private students. All of this and not once did we get even a hint of appreciation from him. No, we got insults and anger. How the fuck would you feel?

    Oh and Nat, I renovated my painting room for him to live in, that's where he got the paint. To satisfy any future curiosity...he got the dog shit from the dog he practically begged me to let him buy. I know it sounds weird it was weird, I felt quite strange telling a 62 yo man that he could buy a dog. I pointed out that my only reservations about it were shit and piss all over my shop as I'd just finished training my dog, but he assured me that he'd take care of it. Little did I know that he's blind as a bat as in the next months we had to walk over to the shit he missed repeatedly pointing until a few inches away and he'd go "oh yeah".
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    Forgive me for posting all of this, because I'm puzzled. What the bleeding hell is all this about?

    This is just illiterate dribble. Who posted it, where, why, and does it have any relevance that I should be aware of( or anybody indeed)?

    This is a bit like walking into a pub late at night and going up to a bunch of mates and someone saying "Yeah he really was a right cnut, right"? then looking at you and you're wondering, "Who the fcuk are they talking about?"

    Anyway..... back to the dribble.....
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    This is a bit like walking into a pub late at night and going up to a bunch of mates and someone saying "Yeah he really was a right cnut, right"? then looking at you and you're wondering, "Who the fcuk are they talking about?"
    Does that happen to you often? Do they tend to go a bit quiet when they see you? People can be so nasty cant they

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