Changes to the board

[dirtydog]

Our host has bought a new server and we were transferred to that last night, this one has 2 times the cpu power and ram than the old one which was 8 times faster on page generation times than most other boards, so now the only thing slowing things down is our own connections alas I cant afford a 2mb connection for my place

you can also now add skype to your thingy on the left under your avatar and marmite reckons he will buy himself a microphone for xmas so you will be able to sing to him or speak to him or wotever, although he will probably just use it for the heavy breathing phonecalls he likes so much

The gallery is now open again as the new ips have resolved themselves or some such thing, pls don't ask me about that but the gallery had to be closed for 18 hours and it took me long enough to find the close button, and just as long to find the open button.

Erm, there was something else but as of this moment I really have no foking idea of what it may have been so it cant be that important, can it?

[Goddess of Whatever]

I have a microphone but my connection is dial-up. Maybe I would donate to someone.

[dirtydog]

skype works ok on dial up, i used to use it on dial up

[Goddess of Whatever]

I know I still use it too but sometimes it's just fucked up then I gave up.

[mrsquirrel]

Where has Karen gone I miss her. I do love my internet whores.

[aging one]

The whole board is a delight to me. All the doodads to play with, plus it loads faster than the ~other brand~.

[dirtydog]

about 10 times faster, we will need that soon

[mrsquirrel]

Where Is Karen??

[dirtydog]

she is back just for you and your cyber sex life mrs quirrel, what sort of dirty things would you like her to say

[aging one]

Ohhhh Noooo!!

[mrsquirrel]

Thanks DD

You are number one

Can I be your groupee

[aging one]

Sounds like you have been before.

[dirtydog]

Page generation time: 6.8293s (PHP: 100% - SQL: 0%) - SQL queries: 27 - GZIP enabled - Debug on

Page generated in 0.24213 seconds with 28 queries

I shall test more forums this evening for refresh times.

[Captain Sensible]

Nice one dog and a big thanks to our fine server.

[aging one]

Get that boy a stop watch and send him off to Peking. Olympic quality here.

[dirtydog]

I don't think we have resolved the ip issue fully yet as it should be a bit faster than that,
ao if you go down to the bottom of the page of most forums it will give you their page refresh time, then just click refresh and you get an idea of how good or bad their server is, anything over 1 second is considered a joke.

[klongmaster]

I know I still use it too but sometimes it's just fucked up then I gave up.

GoW: did anyone ever tell you that it's not smart or lady-like to use language like this if you're a woman - unless of course you're a gutter whore.

now after meeting you, we know that you are not the latter so why don't you stop trying so hard to be one of the boys and enjoy being a woman in the midst of men - for whom it's fine to say that they fucked up.

cheers

grand dad

[Marmite the Dog]

GoW: did anyone ever tell you that it's not smart or lady-like to use language like this if you're a woman - unless of course you're a gutter whore.

now after meeting you, we know that you are not the latter so why don't you stop trying so hard to be one of the boys and enjoy being a woman in the midst of men - for whom it's fine to say that they fucked up.

cheers

grand dad

I've given up trying to educate her mate. Maybe you'll have better luck.

[Goddess of Whatever]

:smashfrea

:hitwithro


I'll try harder.

[Captain Sensible]

Righto Gow, it is clear that you are unaware of when and when not to use the words fucked, fuck and fucking in a context that is acceptable. Dont be offended as I understand that the guys just dont like seeing you look cheap.
Can I suggest that you stop using those words until I get there and can give you the benefit of my personal coaching on its use?
You can of course just tell me to get fucked though.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Errr.. I'll ask my personal ajarn first. If he says yes, bingo!

*wink wink*

[poolcleaner]

Errr.. I'll ask my personal ajarn first. If he says yes, bingo!

*wink wink*

Fuck GoW, I'm fucked if I know what the fucking fucker is fucking on about

[Captain Sensible]

Fuck you Pooly. You havent replied to my fucking pm's you fucker. So who the fuck do you think you are? You fucker.


Hope this helps Gow.

[poolcleaner]

Fuck you Pooly. You havent replied to my fucking pm's you fucker. So who the fuck do you think you are? You fucker.


Hope this helps Gow.

I saw his reference earlier Cap and the last pm from you was the one about maa.( logging out, na!)
If that's not it can you resend because as you know I would never be so rude!

[Goddess of Whatever]

Righto Klongy, now you know where I have learned those fuck word from.