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    Sex with a Contortionist

    Would you like to have sex with a Contortionist?


    If not, why not?

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    cos he / she would be more likely to suck / lick themself off than me!

    cos its just showing off!

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    I would love to, she could shag you and lick your balls at the same time!

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    I remember going to a Chinese circus and this cute, beautiful girl got herself in that position, and others, and it made me very horny

    so yes

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    I would get confused and end up talking to their bum which would be embarrassing so no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    I would get confused and end up rimming their bum which would be embarrassing so no.
    and the problem is?

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    Sweet corn and peanuts my dear boy.

    Once those stomach acids get a chance to soak in they make them taste fucking terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Sweet corn and peanuts my dear boy.

    Once those stomach acids get a chance to soak in they make them taste fucking terrible.

    thats y those pooves always suggest a good enema before hand, no?

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    I should make a thread... "Thailand for Ass-Sniffers." I wonder how it would fare......
    Last edited by Pimp of the LOS; 04-06-2007 at 08:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimp of the LOS View Post
    I should make a thread... "Thailand for Ass-Sniffers." I wonder how it would fare......

    yo bro, U culd mak a hole forum abt it! U culd b da main man, like!

    RESPECT!

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    I like bendy girls. So yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    I like benders. So yes.
    Oh dear. Here we go again

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    I would certainly love to. The nearest I've come is an entusiastic young lady who could comfortably pin her legs behind her ears.

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