View Poll Results: Is Poolcleaner a Twat?

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  • Yes Pooly, you're a twat!

    2 16.67%
  • No, you're far worse! I hate you and I want you dead!

    3 25.00%
  • You're a bonza bloke Pooly!

    5 41.67%
  • Otter....(please explain!)

    2 16.67%
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    Is Poolcleaner a twat?

    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?

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    Who is Poolcleaner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?
    There, there, you two play nice now.

    Steven stop calling Poolie a twat!

    he prefers ****!


    BTW WTF's a Bonza Bloke???

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    I think it means safe chap (good bloke) mate.

    A twat is a pussy ain't it?

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    yeah so's a ****
    but never use the word **** with a US girl. Fuckin' ****s the lot of 'em

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?
    There, there, you two play nice now.

    Steven stop calling Poolie a twat!

    he prefers ****!


    BTW WTF's a Bonza Bloke???
    I think it's Aussie speak for............................................... .........twat!

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    no matter I voted for it.
    always trying new things that's just the kinda guy I am.

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    You certainly are not a twat Pooly...
    And no, it wasn't me voting 'dead'...I voted otter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butch
    You certainly are not a twat Pooly...
    And no, it wasn't me voting 'dead'...I voted otter...
    So what am I?

    ps I voted for 'dead', being impartial 'n all!

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    thank god for that, at least my vote will be hidden with yours

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    Shouldn't these polls be anonymous?

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    A twat is a pregnant fish? Last I remember, you had a bit of a beer gut on the way but you in no way resembled a fish. Therefor a twat you are not

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    I believe that's wrong.
    A pregnant fish is a twit.

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    No that is a character from Roal Dahl

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    I always thought a twit was someone that rode around with his convertable top down and windows up?

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    I voted that you are indeed a twat Pooly. That's want you wanted, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I voted that you are indeed a twat Pooly. That's want you wanted, right?
    You cant!

    I'll bet IJWT is on your buddy list!

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    No.

    I've still not worked out what the advantage to having someone on a buddy list is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?
    I wouldn't worry too much Poolie. You're in very good company cos IJWT called me a twat recently, but in fairness to him I had suggested that he tried a horse speculum... on himself.

    Talkin of pooves... I was in Debenhams (Oxford St.) last night when I got felt up by a gayer.One of those guys trying to get shoppers to sign up for a credit card. I demurred and he said (with such a slight hint of a Captain Sensible lisp) "Oh, take another one since you're so very well dressed." He then put his hand on my upper arm and ran it slowly down to my elbow. Still, it's quite pleasing to know that I have the sort of body that excites both sexes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    thank god for that, at least my vote will be hidden with yours
    No, it's not. Just click on the numbers of voters and you see who voted what.

    By the way, I had no idea what "bonza" means so I choose that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?
    I wouldn't worry too much Poolie. You're in very good company cos IJWT called me a twat recently, but in fairness to him I had suggested that he tried a horse speculum... on himself.

    Talkin of pooves... I was in Debenhams (Oxford St.) last night doin' some Xmas shopping when I got felt up by a gayer.One of those guys trying to get shoppers to sign up for a credit card. I demurred and he said (with such a slight hint of a Captain Sensible lisp) "Oh, take another one since you're so very well dressed." He then put his hand on my upper arm and ran it slowly down to my elbow. Still, it's quite pleasing to know that I have the sort of body that excites both sexes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    IJWT called me a twat!

    I'm not...........................am I?
    I wouldn't worry too much Poolie. You're in very good company cos IJWT called me a twat recently, but in fairness to him I had suggested that he tried a horse speculum... on himself.

    Talkin of pooves... I was in Debenhams (Oxford St.) last night when I got felt up by a gayer.One of those guys trying to get shoppers to sign up for a credit card. I demurred and he said (with such a slight hint of a Captain Sensible lisp) "Oh, take another one since you're so very well dressed." He then put his hand on my upper arm and ran it slowly down to my elbow. Still, it's quite pleasing to know that I have the sort of body that excites both sexes.
    I have a feeling it's his 'by-word' of the moment.

    I think I've been called everything under the sun but I can't recall being called a twat!

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    Don't believe that Harry he is an imposter.

    I am the real Harry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Palmer
    Don't believe that Harry he is an imposter.

    I am the real Harry!
    You can't be the real Harry as your post has only given me a mild erection. A Harry post would have given me a full erection.

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