My Chinese Meal #3

[ShrewedPunter]

I went to my Chinese girls house this weekend.. and brought a Pizza on the way.
Found out she doesn't have plates.. only bowls..

I ate my pizza on the box.



Next day i take her to the Hilton in deansgate for bank holiday and we have a gourmet eat in service!
Chinky takeaway. Real Chinese food..



Manchester is depressing. The amount of turd-world is astonishing. more often than not sporting about 10million kids that the state pays for.



How much do you think this piece of shit rakes in a month via Child benefit, tax credits, housing benefit and the rest.Has the audacity to shout to her kids in Urdu/Arabic gibberish, probably can barely utter a word of English herself.
There is a scruffy looking male behind her, barely visible. Unshaven, dirty and wearing jogging sports wear.

Probably a highly skilled brain surgeon, right?

I also had a trip on the local bus.. It was a true third-world experience. Stampeed to get onboard (no queuing), stunk of body odour from the usual suspects and nobody thanked the driver as they got off which is the norm in the UK.

[withnallstoke]

There is a scruffy looking male behind her, barely visible. Unshaven, dirty

What did the bloke look like?

[armstrong]

It was a true third-world experience.

you ate a fucking microwavable pizza on a box and your idea of 'gourmet' is plastic tubs with noodles in. I'd rather chill with the Muslim family to be honest.

[aging one]

You really are an idiot who should be jailed.

[harrybarracuda]

You're not only a judgemental, racist prick, but you're actually as dull as fuck to go with it.

[ShrewedPunter]

I'm a racist with a Chinese girlfriend..

[Albert Shagnastier]

I ate my pizza on the box.

Respek Bruv - some say sushi is best - cold you see. Last time I tried to eat pizza off the box I singed the minge.

You really are an idiot who should be jailed.

I'm a racist with a Chinese girlfriend..

Make sure you don't tell her mate

[withnallstoke]

Chinky takeaway. Real Chinese food..

Chinky takeaway. Real Chinese food..


Bottom left - Flied lice.

Above - Tofu soup.

Middle dish middle row - How toff ocus.

Right side, middle row - Bean Splout.

Top. - Ho an Sour soo.

[ShrewedPunter]

Boiled lice not fried lice

[withnallstoke]

Boiled lice not fried lice

Solly.

My bad.

Is all others collect?

[ShrewedPunter]

Boiled lice not fried lice

Solly.

My bad.

Is all others collect?

I cant remember to be honest.. she ordered.

One of them had tofu cubes in spicy oil sauce.. very nice

[withnallstoke]

One of them had tofu cubes in spicy oil sauce

Thas wha i said.

[patsycat]

Why don't you just go to a bloody restaurant? Sit down, have a meal, have a conversation, enjoy the atmosphere, if any leftovers get a doggy bag.

Simples. Looks like you go and sit in some bedsit with no light or fresh air. And you complain. And the face on her in that naughty picture you took of her, she's not exactly hitting the extatic moment either.

Romance has died.

[ShrewedPunter]

Why don't you just go to a bloody restaurant? Sit down, have a meal, have a conversation, enjoy the atmosphere, if any leftovers get a doggy bag.

Simples. Looks like you go and sit in some bedsit with no light or fresh air. And you complain. And the face on her in that naughty picture you took of her, she's not exactly hitting the extatic moment either.

Romance has died.

Coz we already ate out and were outside all day and we just wanted to stay in and watch the tv?

Also the Chinese restaurants were rammed full with loud obnoxious groups of chinks acting like animals and behaving to loudly & savage for my ears

[Neverna]

2 quid for a frozen Chicago Town Deliciously Deep double pepperoni pizza from Morissons. No expense spared by the Shrewdpunter.

It might be an idea next time to splash out on some plates for your girlfriend, SP. Show her how thoughtful you are.

Morissons have a cakeboard that would be perfect for pizzas. The good news is they are only 79p each. A bargain! And if things work out between you both, you could use the cakeboard for your wedding cake.

[natalie8]

Aaaahhhhh, now that Slow-cal and his illiterate ramblings are gone, the only car crash we now have is SP.

[dirk diggler]

Bottom left - Flied lice.

Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick!

[neemo]

I'm a racist with a Chinese girlfriend..

Free fuckbody to post about on a forum more likely.


Thank god I don't have to put up with the likes of you any more...