Thread: Where's the farang??

I am in a lather.

I'm extremely fukked off.
I don't know why, I've lived here long enough to know what sort of ignorant kunts i'm being allowed to share the country with.

Just now, my wife has arrived home and a bloke in the barber shop opposite.. a customer... a big fat customer said to my wife.."Where's the farang?" i know this because I heard it. I was smoking through the window.

She pointed at the house. (obviously the farang is in there.)

I knew this because I saw it and was smoking out of the window.

I think that's what pissed me off most.
My wife really should have said... "fuk you kunt " or probably better.
"you mean my husband, he has a name you know you obese twat"
but no... just a point.

I'm getting bored with this.

"Where's the farang?"

I'm planning to take my wife back to the UK soon and as ignorantly ignorant as the South Walians can be, I very much doubt that a stranger would yell out... "Where's the Thai?" and if they did, I'd be fuking mortified.

"Where's the farang?"
Don't we deserve a bit of respect?

"Where's the farang?"
Have I had too much to drink?

Next time you see the prick without his wife, ask him "where's the Thai"?

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Next time you see the prick without his wife, ask him "where's the Thai"

indeed Chuch.. that's the irony.
the kunt isn't simply getting "a haircut"

Big fat dirty police kunt had only a towel on when he yelled.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm planning to take my wife back to the UK soon and as ignorantly ignorant as the South Walians can be, I very much doubt that a stranger would yell out... "Where's the Thai?" and if they did, I'd be fuking mortified.

You'll be in for a BIG surprise...better stock up on Valium before you go home, if a harmless little remark like this sets you off!

I just replied to this on the wrong thread and can't be arsed typing it again, but it was pretty funny.

^
i think I called you a kunt because it wasn't.

^If you think people in the UK won't think what I said they'd think then you are wrong....the only thing (most) people back home know is from what they see on the TV...and that is Louis theroux and Bangkok Nights etc...

Originally Posted by NickA

^If you think people in the UK won't think what I said they'd think then you are wrong....the only thing (most) people back home know is from what they see on the TV...and that is Louis theroux and Bangkok Nights etc...

oh dear.
are they really that thick?

You seem to be under the illusion that Thailand is a civilised country full of civilised people.

Fool.

^
Yes.
but what nick is saying is that the uk is just as bad.

^I assume so.

Then again, I've taken my wife back to the UK twice and no one has been anything other than nice.

I just know that a lot of people are quite ignorant of Thailand. Fek, before I came here I thought everyone lived in straw huts

I showed a friend a picture of a hotel room and he said "God, you've got proper beds" without a hint of humour.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

but what nick is saying is that the uk is just as bad.

Depends what part of the UK you are from....


.....but you are from Cardiff

This has just reminded me of a conversation I had with two of my best friends last time I went back...I invited them to pop over to see me.....one said he wouldn't like to go to Thailand because of all the go go bars......i didn't even bother to explain.....

(great smiley by the way...i will use it often)

BTW, these aren't stupid people, the guy has a PhD.

I hate that smiley.
I think I might start a thread about it.

I haven't spoken to any of my friends since my last visit to the UK and I don't think I'll bother going on my next biannual (or however you say once every two years) visit. just don't have anything in common anymore.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I hate that smiley.
I think I might start a thread about it.

Really?

Anyway, seriously, you should consider very carefully how you're going to react to any disparaging remarks towards your wife - it will happen.

Originally Posted by NickA

BTW, these aren't stupid people, the guy has a PhD.

Maybe not stupid,but an ignorant bugger.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Don't we deserve a bit of respect?

I think so.

Its just that they dont see anything wrong behaving like this.

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

And if you havent learned to say it in their language, perhaps you should make yourself more of a person in their eyes, by learning it first...

silly point.
I speak the language.
the bloke opposite had never met me before.
never made the effort beyond "where's the farang?"

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Don't we deserve a bit of respect?

No! What gives you that idea?
This is just selfish pride speaking. CMN you should know this by now and that it just convolutes your life here.

BTW I like the smiley.

I always associate that smiley with Dr Pat Pong. I believe he has somewhere in the region of several thousand posts consisting of nothing but.

When I'm refered to as "Mun" instead of "Kon" is when I put my foot down. They usually only say it if they don't know that you can understand Thai.
When corrected they almost die of embarrassment.