What are you drinking today?

**Neverna** · 25-12-2017, 01:02 AM

Scottish gin, eh? What's it like, Dillinger?

**Luigi** · 25-12-2017, 01:06 AM

Reckon it kilt him.

**Dillinger** · 25-12-2017, 01:54 AM

Its been emotional

**Jack meoff** · 25-12-2017, 01:58 AM

2 weeks old that stuff

**Chittychangchang** · 25-12-2017, 02:01 AM

It's called Peaky Blinder for a reason, it knocks you out and gives you a banging headache in the morning.

**Fluke** · 25-12-2017, 09:00 AM

Drank no alcohol at all last night , that makes a full week alcohol free

**fishlocker** · 26-12-2017, 09:00 AM

Hell, I'll drink to that.^

The Spotted Cow is a craft beer only sold in Wisconsin they are based in New Glarus. An employee owned brewery. On the left Evan Williams, Baileys and Kahlua. It's Christmas and I'm off till New Years. Not that I was looking for an excuse to drink.

I promise I won't drive or play with the drone. The JDI silly, the others a given.

Piece out the fishes.

**Luigi** · 28-12-2017, 05:08 PM

Getting ready to go meet a new nurse.

Hopefully if I get her back we can pick up a few strawberry and bubblegum flavoured Breezers for her, as opposed to me Gold Label.

**Stumpy** · 28-12-2017, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Getting ready to go meet a new nurse.

Hopefully if I get her back we can pick up a few strawberry and bubblegum flavoured Breezers for her, as opposed to me Gold Label.

WHAT!?!?.... No Mont Claire in a red cup?.....

Are the breezers to get her to the point that you look good? Since your paying her, make her drink water and suffer through it...

**Neverna** · 28-12-2017, 05:15 PM

Is that a mini cork top or a micro-penis replacement or a butt-plug for the male nurse?

**Stumpy** · 28-12-2017, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

Is that a mini cork top or a micro-penis replacement or a butt-plug for the male nurse?

**Luigi** · 28-12-2017, 05:28 PM

Butt-plug.

They do think of every thing.

**Neverna** · 28-12-2017, 05:34 PM

A used one!

**Luigi** · 28-12-2017, 05:42 PM

Would be rude not to try it Nev.

**Fluke** · 28-12-2017, 05:54 PM

**Luigi** · 28-12-2017, 06:08 PM

That's dragonfly's one.

**Simon43** · 02-01-2018, 06:20 PM

I was in the old British hill-station town of Kalaw (south Shan State) on New Year's Day, and made a nun very happy....

To show her appreciation of my efforts, she gave me 2 bottles of locally-made Damson wine.

It tastes OK (is it alcoholic? I don't want to finish the bottle if it results in a hangover)

**Luigi** · 02-01-2018, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

Scottish gin, eh? What's it like, Dillinger?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Reckon it kilt him.

Oh come on, did no one like this fine bit of punnery.

**tomcat** · 02-01-2018, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

I was in the old British hill-station town of Kalaw (south Shan State) on New Year's Day, and made a nun very happy....

...happy nuns raise suspicions...just sayin'...

**Luigi** · 02-01-2018, 06:25 PM

^^ Move over Peter Vella.

Bring us back a case bud.

**Simon43** · 02-01-2018, 06:29 PM

...happy nuns raise suspicions...just sayin'...

She was about 50 years old.

BTW, I'm not religious in any way.
3rd time I've ridden my dirt-bike for hours to go and meet her in as many months

**Fluke** · 10-01-2018, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

BTW, I'm not religious in any way. 3rd time I've ridden my dirt-bike for hours

You may not be Religious , but thats no way to refer to woman , need to treat them with a bit more respect

**pseudolus** · 10-01-2018, 04:10 PM

Flake;s on a roll

One good gag away from a green from me at this rate!

**hallelujah** · 14-01-2018, 12:19 PM

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**Stumpy** · 18-01-2018, 06:05 PM

Hangar One Vodka Martini...Dirty with 3 Olives.

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