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Old 28-05-2014, 01:33 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Great drink to watch the state of O....


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It would look better on a more classy granite worktop
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Having your knifes out like that is a security risk; you may as well get a flashing neon sign above them saying "hey burglars, here are my blades, why don't you pick one up and stab me."

I only have one blade in my house - kind of a Rambo knife but much better - and I always know where it is and the bad guys don't.

Oh, and Bundaberg is for poofters.
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Old 28-05-2014, 08:19 PM   #56 (permalink)
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It would look better on a more classy granite worktop
Looks like he's had a messy go at the world's largest portion of smoked salmon.
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Old 28-05-2014, 10:30 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Cyrille what have you been smoking & drain hole you need a red or 2,3
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Just been down to The Glass House on Jomtien beach for some grub and they serve a wicked pint of Stella on tap.


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Old 28-05-2014, 11:00 PM   #59 (permalink)
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This evening I took my daily stroll along sukhumvit from soi 22 down to soi 4, where I sat outside at a pub called hooligans or hanrahans or something, watched part of an australian rugby league match, and took in the sleazy street life.

For refreshment I ordered an iced lemon tea, it came in a long glass, was nicely chilled and surprisingly, not full of ice like so many drinks in this country, just a few cubes rattling at the top of the drink. The long narrow glass ensured that they didnt melt too quickly and there was still ice left when I finished the drink after fifteen or so minutes.

The colour was good, a deep orangy yellow, and the tea was strong, the lemon flavour noticeable, but not overpowering or sour, it was probably an english breakfast tea with half a squeezed lemon, two quarter wedges of lemon, not lime, were present as a garnish and the drink was unsweetened. Two small pourers were offered, one with syrup, one with brown sugar in case I wanted to sweeten the tea, but after tasting, I declined the sweeteners.

The service was friendly, the rugby was riveting, and the action on the street fascinating. An amiable aussie ambled out of the bar for a smoke and joined me, he offered me a cigarette, I havent smoked in many years but in the spirit of furthering anglo aussie relations I accepted and although I was reminded of the joys of nicotine. I declined the offered second cigarette.

He declined my offer of a drink and after finishing his second cigarette returned inside to join his mates watching the game inside.

I finished my second tea, relieved myself of a long burbling fart and called for the bill.

The bill was 120 baht for 2 teas which I though very reasonable for nearly an hours relaxation.
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Old 29-05-2014, 08:30 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I always liked screwdrivers. Problem here in Messiko is the OJ in bars is usually sugar-water-orange-dye piss. So I tried a tomato-based juice called, Clamato. It's kinda like V8 but a lil richer. Sure goes well with Vodka. Cheers.
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From my post No. 44 on here, this wasn't a bad drop of plonk. Picked it up in Villa for ThB 499. They do a Chardonnay and a Chiraz too.
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It would look better on a more classy granite worktop
Looks like he's had a messy go at the world's largest portion of smoked salmon.

yeah, Feldspar salmon
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'Craft' brewed by Marston's ...for Tesco?

Hmm...
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For refreshment I ordered an iced lemon tea
quite responsible of you to accept you can't handle yer beers

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a "long neck" in aust slang is a 750ml beer - also called a "tallie" - you can get wetskin rubber beer coolers for them also which will fit your chilled chardonnay or chablis
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I'm getting a little podgy so a mere
3 cans of Lynx super
(a poor mans Tennants extra- only tramps can afford that .)

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''Brewed'' in Holland.
At least it's 500 ml can and not a gay 440.

I'm just cracking open last can ie it's nursemaiding time.
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A couple too many Jamieson's last night. Ouch.
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