Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 56

Thread: Sandra's body

  1. #1
    たのむよ。
    The Gentleman Scamp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Last Online
    03-01-2017 @ 04:09 PM
    Location
    もうがまんできない!
    Posts
    9,754

    Sandra's body

    When Sandra eats some grilled fish and rice, they are not in a form that the body can use as nourishment. Her food must be changed into smaller molecules of nutrients before they can be absorbed into the blood and carried to cells throughout the body. Digestion is the process by which fish and rice are broken down into their smallest parts so that the body can use them to build and nourish cells and to provide energy for complaining, spending my money and watching horror movies.

    Digestion begins in the mouth, where she chews and swallows, often speaking Tagalog at the same time, and is completed in the small intestine.
    The large, hollow organs of Sandra’s digestive system contain muscle that enables their walls to move. Typical movement of her esophagus, stomach, and intestine is called peristalsis.

    The first major muscle movement occurs when food or liquid is swallowed. Although she is able to start swallowing by choice, once the swallow begins, it becomes involuntary and proceeds under the control of the nerves.
    The esophagus is the organ into which the swallowed food is pushed. It connects the throat above with the stomach below. At the junction of the esophagus and stomach, there is a ringlike valve closing the passage between the two organs. However, as the food approaches the closed ring, the surrounding muscles relax and allow the food to pass.

    The food then enters Sandra’s stomach, which has three mechanical tasks to do. First, the stomach must store the swallowed fish, rice and cola. The second job is to mix up the food, liquid, and digestive juice produced by the stomach. The lower part of the stomach mixes these materials by its muscle action. The third task of the stomach is to empty its contents slowly into the small intestine.

    As the food is digested in the small intestine and dissolved into the juices from the pancreas, liver, and intestine, the contents of Sandra’s intestine are mixed and pushed forward to allow further digestion.

    Finally, all of the digested nutrients are absorbed through Sandra’s intestinal walls. The waste products of this process include undigested parts of the food, known as fiber, and older cells that have been shed from the mucosa. These materials are propelled into the colon, where they remain, usually for a day or two, until they are expelled from Sandra’s bottom in the form of foul smelling stinky brown feces.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

    George Carlin

  2. #2
    ding ding ding
    Spin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    12,608
    All this occurrs with mobile stuck on side of head?

  3. #3
    Part time poster
    slimboyfat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 07:46 PM
    Location
    Singapore / Kanchanaburi
    Posts
    9,377
    thank god.

    after reading the thread title i thought you had killed her and were looking for advice on disposal of the evidence.

  4. #4
    Member walrus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 10:05 PM
    Posts
    299
    These materials are propelled into the colon, where they remain, usually for a day or two, until they are expelled from Sandra’s bottom in the form of foul smelling stinky brown feces.
    Hes talking shit again !

  5. #5
    Dis-member
    Dougal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    13-07-2019 @ 01:53 PM
    Location
    Head Rock
    Posts
    3,507
    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    All this occurrs with mobile stuck on side of head?
    Filipinas prefer texting each other.

  6. #6
    Fag an bealac!
    flash's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    03-09-2017 @ 06:32 PM
    Location
    53 00 N, 8 00 W
    Posts
    2,343
    Don't have those kids after all scampy

  7. #7
    Part time poster
    slimboyfat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 07:46 PM
    Location
    Singapore / Kanchanaburi
    Posts
    9,377
    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    All this occurrs with mobile stuck on side of head?
    Filipinas prefer texting each other.
    so who is she calling in every pic?

  8. #8
    Newbie
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    25
    Plagiarized from here: Your Digestive System and How It Works.

    Is all your academic work done this way?

  9. #9
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    Dont Feed The Troll!

  10. #10
    たのむよ。
    The Gentleman Scamp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Last Online
    03-01-2017 @ 04:09 PM
    Location
    もうがまんできない!
    Posts
    9,754
    ^ Least not grilled fish and rice, I've had that every day for 6 weeks!

  11. #11
    Part time poster
    slimboyfat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 07:46 PM
    Location
    Singapore / Kanchanaburi
    Posts
    9,377
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    ^ Least not grilled fish and rice, I've had that every day for 6 weeks!
    i guess beggars cant be choosers

  12. #12
    たのむよ。
    The Gentleman Scamp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Last Online
    03-01-2017 @ 04:09 PM
    Location
    もうがまんできない!
    Posts
    9,754
    ^ Is that an echo from 2003? Will I ever live that episode down? Never been down on your luck Slim?

  13. #13
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    Quote Originally Posted by String Cheese View Post
    Plagiarized from here: Your Digestive System and How It Works.

    Is all your academic work done this way?

    academic work ??

    he's an out of work Carny!


    Never been down on your luck Slim?
    down on ur luck or just a lazy good for nothing leech??

  14. #14
    Part time poster
    slimboyfat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 07:46 PM
    Location
    Singapore / Kanchanaburi
    Posts
    9,377
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    ^ Is that an echo from 2003? Will I ever live that episode down? Never been down on your luck Slim?
    i dont know anything about 2003.

    it was an innocent statement. i am sure if you wanted to put your hand in your pocket you could buy something else to eat

  15. #15
    たのむよ。
    The Gentleman Scamp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Last Online
    03-01-2017 @ 04:09 PM
    Location
    もうがまんできない!
    Posts
    9,754
    ^^ Now I take offence to that having spent 11 months of the last 12 working 14 hours days for standard money.

    Carnies are born and bred into it and you know it, I found the job in November 2004 offering free hotel accommodation in Bangers and very good pay for less hours - how things have changed.

    Best job I ever had, anyway - I've started a post that you don't really know how to respond to so have a pop at me instead but don't justify it by calling me lazy, I'm not working but I'm more than paying my way in this family.

  16. #16
    Newbie
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    don't justify it by calling me lazy
    I guess I'd call it lazy when you can't even write your own troll and have to lift it from another web site....

  17. #17
    Thailand Expat
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Posts
    60,017
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    ^^ Now I take offence to that having spent 11 months of the last 12 working 14 hours days for standard money.
    turn it up u inbreed dick, the lazy comment is made at ur allusion to needing to beg!

    Carnies are born and bred into it and you know it, I found the job in November 2004 offering free hotel accommodation in Bangers and very good pay for less hours
    favourite simpson moment...
    ( Abe telling Homer his mother was a carnie ) She would do things your mother wouldn't do, like have sex for money.
    "I've started a post that you don't really know how to respond to so have a pop at me instead but don't justify it by calling me lazy,
    now u really are beginning to vomit shit..... next you'll be telling us that you have an IQ of 160 and that the only reason noone like ur posts is that they dont understand them and that you were just born before your time!

    I'm not working but I'm more than paying my way in this family
    uhuh! evidently so. hope the cash lasts.

  18. #18
    I am in Jail
    stroller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    12-03-2019 @ 09:53 AM
    Location
    out of range
    Posts
    23,080
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    until they are expelled from Sandra’s bottom in the form of foul smelling stinky brown feces.
    Are you absolutely certain that there are no nutrients left in there?

  19. #19
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    COCK

    COCK

    COCK

    You are such a cock.

    A cock of the highest order.

    There is no other two legged phallus out there that come close to matching your gargantuan cock like proportions

    I do like seeing how you are completely fucked though. It fills me with great mirth reading about how you are slowly being sucked dry.

    If we are lucky we can have a new thread about foreign beggars on the streets of Manilla with you as the lead character.


    COCK


    COCK



    COCK




    COCK




    COCK

    You are such a cock/.

    one last time


    A COCK

  20. #20
    I am in Jail
    stroller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Last Online
    12-03-2019 @ 09:53 AM
    Location
    out of range
    Posts
    23,080
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    It fills me with great mirth reading about how you are slowly being sucked dry.
    Extremely unlikely. There's a better chance the family will lend him the money for his ticket out.

  21. #21
    Whopping Member
    benbaaa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Last Online
    06-06-2017 @ 03:52 PM
    Location
    In the comfy chair
    Posts
    5,549
    Who the hell is Sandra?


    (I've been away)

  22. #22
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823

  23. #23
    Have you got any cheese Thetyim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Mousehole
    Posts
    20,902
    ^ He was only asking and he has been away

  24. #24
    Somewhere Travelling
    man with no head's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Last Online
    21-10-2012 @ 07:09 PM
    Posts
    4,833
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    What's for afterwards?

  25. #25
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    Sorry Benbaa I forgot to put arrows or a quote so it looked like I was saying it to you.

    I wasn't I love you and want your anal babies

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •