I got arrested for tea-bagging a Dyson Airblade, and I don't care.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 01-02-2014, 07:08 AM

I apologize folks, I'd had a few drinks.

My abstinence from alcohol and Teak Door had been going marvelously but I relapsed and got a little tipsy and logged on to see if there was any news about tomorrow and then nostalgia got the better of me and I decided to start a post with a silly title instead.

I didn't really get arrested or go to Venezuela but I do wish you all a happy new year.

**BaitongBoy** · 01-02-2014, 07:28 AM

Maybe they use them to dry their privates?...

**kingwilly** · 01-02-2014, 08:23 AM

Welcome back, we need more details about your arrest? Venezula, huh? What are the women like? Any ladyboys?

**xanax** · 01-02-2014, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I hope you're all well, all those who are still around and who have something to say. Boon Mee, TaxExile - would love to have a beer with either of you anytime in the coming decade
.

Add the Gent to the list and you would have the best of the forum.

**BaitongBoy** · 01-02-2014, 08:27 AM

^I think he's outside now...pissing in...

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 01-02-2014, 08:45 AM

I invited The Gent out in 2008 and I can only assume that his non response was a declination. It's been six years.

**splitlid** · 01-02-2014, 09:49 AM

Yeah scampys back. Finally the forum can return to normality.
The gents dead scamp. Gents dead.

**peterpan** · 01-02-2014, 10:16 AM

TGS and I have a date to visit Texpat one day when TGS is in our part of the world, drink some beers and TGS will deny his brittle nationally and I will sing a chorus with tex of the stars and stripes.or so,e other rousing ode to the greatest country in the world. may be wee do a skype link with boon mee and do a duo, if norton says he has never heard of Canada we could include him as well'

**Cujo** · 01-02-2014, 10:42 AM

I want to hear why he was drying his nuts under a hand dryer and how he got caught.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 01-02-2014, 11:11 AM

I just thought it would be a catchy title. I fabricated the whole thing because i'd been drinking. My apologies for any wasted anticipation.

**taxexile** · 01-02-2014, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by xanax

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I hope you're all well, all those who are still around and who have something to say. Boon Mee, TaxExile - would love to have a beer with either of you anytime in the coming decade
.

Add the Gent to the list and you would have the best of the forum.

modesty, humility and many other of my admirable character traits prevent me from commenting.

The gents dead scamp. Gents dead.

poor fellow, must have been recent, i think he posted a couple of days ago.

**gusG** · 01-02-2014, 11:54 AM

Hi Scrumpy, how they hanging?

**Cujo** · 01-02-2014, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I just thought it would be a catchy title. I fabricated the whole thing because i'd been drinking. My apologies for any wasted anticipation.

Ah, that's ok then.

Any new vids to share?

**mrsquirrel** · 01-02-2014, 01:51 PM

Scampy its like the good old days nearly.

Are you still making those wierd mockumentaries

**Little Chuchok** · 01-02-2014, 02:00 PM

Nooners, then Scamp.

The forum is getting better....

**November Rain** · 01-02-2014, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I didn't really get arrested or go to Venezuela

Why edit it? I would have liked to see the original

**astasinim** · 01-02-2014, 08:15 PM

Hello Scampy

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I just thought it would be a catchy title. I fabricated the whole thing because i'd been drinking. My apologies for any wasted anticipation.

Ah, that's ok then.

Any new vids to share?

He did a good one on some protests in China a while back.

**splitlid** · 01-02-2014, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by taxexile

The gents dead scamp. Gents dead.

poor fellow, must have been recent, i think he posted a couple of days ago.

arrrrr, that explains a few things. erco is the fella that died.

**November Rain** · 01-02-2014, 09:05 PM

Erco died? Really? When?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 01-02-2014, 09:13 PM

I met Erco a couple of times. Sorry to hear he's dead.

Any details available?

**taxexile** · 01-02-2014, 09:52 PM

got the potential for an interesting thread this.

**bangkokbonecollector** · 01-02-2014, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I just thought it would be a catchy title. I fabricated the whole thing because i'd been drinking. My apologies for any wasted anticipation.

Happens to best of us, at least it was an original fabrication otherwise I would have called you a [at][at][at][at]

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